Subcomandante Anne Tifa

Scorpio sun, Aries moon, Gemini rising. This website is my only evidence of a continual self that persists through time.

[nevver]

Eat me

[esteemsters]

I know so much about things, I accept so much, it's like vomiting. And I am nourished by the  shabbiness of my knowing so much about others and what they do, and accepting so much that I hate as if I didn't know what it is, to me. And what it is to  them I know, and hate.

Frank O’Hara, “Spleen,” (1966). 

[kurgy]

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

[thoughts-in-shower]

Kids endlessly asking “why” are actually applying the socratic method and stimulate adults to think critically.

[wellbutrinboy]

zodiac signs are real and the only proof you need is that literally all aquariuses are like that. you know what im talking about.

[birlinterrupted]

Like, the nature of capitalism doesn’t just reward abusive and evil people and give them a space to succeed in, but actively inhibits other people’s ethical growth and makes us all worse people

[northernpasty]

[thecommonchick]

[esteemsters]

its tru

[cloudsinsummertime]

hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

[cloudsinsummertime]

if cis people don’t have to pay to have a body that doesn’t make them dysphoric, neither should trans people

[daisto-deactivated20181027]

So by that logic does that mean that I should get anti-depressants and all the other pills for my mental issues for free because the people who don’t suffer from them don’t have to pay to have them?

[cloudsinsummertime]

yes

[fun-with-colors]

And does that mean that corrective lenses should also be free, because people with good vision don’t need to pay to see clearly, and that devices to aid in mobility for people with limited mobility (from crutches to (practical) canes to wheelchairs to prosthetics) should also be free, because people who don’t have limited mobility don’t need to pay for them?

[cloudsinsummertime]

yes? why does everyone in the notes keep trying to come up with gotchas lmao everything to do with healthcare should be free

[esteemsters]

Lol I guess I’m over 30 so I’m officially ancient in tumblr years but fuck y’all I’ve been on this hell site for 10 years I’m not quitting now.

[womenwearingsuitsandblazers]

[semperfeminas]

lmao same

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GET IT GIRL

[asymbina]

she’s this close to licking her and biting her lip

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

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Me

[antimony-deactivated20190319]

(pours vodka into the pits of hell) for persephone

[ruinedchildhood]

[esteemsters]

The truth is that sexuality is everywhere: the way a bureaucrat fondles his records, the judge and ministers justice, a businessman causes money to circulate; the way the bourgeoisie fucks the proletariat; and so on… Flags, nations, armies, banks get a lot of people aroused.

Gilles Deleuze and Félix Guattari, Anti-Oedipus (p. 293)

Y’all are going wild on this Deleuze quote from like 2 years ago.