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ambrystoma

Hitting the Jeremy during ur bosses important meetings

jacobtheloofah

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

jacobtheloofah

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

obstinatecondolement

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

animentality

immortalbeingz

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crabussy

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

crabussy

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

crabussy

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

depsidase

the-greentext-guy

wafflebloggies

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

ozi-uwu

A actual fucking hero dude

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I’m tempted to say, “Not all heroes wear capes,” but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.

the-clapping-smiling-pig

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

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You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

daftpatience

needed to draw this hi

zebruh

the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here

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frog riding fish

deertwoheads

I'll take your word for it man

theehorsepusssy

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podcastwizard

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

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train

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train

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tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

krash-8

my fave additions from the notes

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palominodragon

#i need you to know this is how braziians talks like. usually.#''i'll kill myself in front of them'' is usual talk#''i want them to come to impregnate me leave me and dont pay child support''#''please come to my house and fuck my family'#''guess i'll eat dirt now''#all things i hear daily

Hang on, I'm intrigued by this. Is this an example of convergent evolution or are their genetic ties between Brazilian humor and tumblr humor?

las-lus

i think its just the humor being very similar. We love explicit wacky expressions, especially online!

we uuuuh are also usually left alone on social media because so few people know portuguese outside of brazil (compared to, say, english or spanish). so we just. say shit thinking none one will see. like this one time someone tweeted to lil nas x "lil nas x break into my house and eat the asshole of my entire family".