Random Doodles

[animentality]

[immortalbeingz]

[fatfemmefreaquency]

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[depsidase]

[the-greentext-guy]

[wafflebloggies]

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

[ozi-uwu]

A actual fucking hero dude

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

I’m tempted to say, “Not all heroes wear capes,” but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

[daftpatience]

needed to draw this hi

[zebruh]

the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here

[animals-riding-animals]

frog riding fish

[deertwoheads]

I'll take your word for it man

[theehorsepusssy]

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[pasha-hasid]

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

train

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

train

[calebwittebane]

train

[headspace-hotel]

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

[krash-8]

my fave additions from the notes

[krash-8]

[palominodragon]

#i need you to know this is how braziians talks like. usually.#''i'll kill myself in front of them'' is usual talk#''i want them to come to impregnate me leave me and dont pay child support''#''please come to my house and fuck my family'#''guess i'll eat dirt now''#all things i hear daily

Hang on, I'm intrigued by this. Is this an example of convergent evolution or are their genetic ties between Brazilian humor and tumblr humor?

[las-lus]

i think its just the humor being very similar. We love explicit wacky expressions, especially online!

we uuuuh are also usually left alone on social media because so few people know portuguese outside of brazil (compared to, say, english or spanish). so we just. say shit thinking none one will see. like this one time someone tweeted to lil nas x "lil nas x break into my house and eat the asshole of my entire family".

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[b0nkcreat]

these fucking comments i got mystomach hurts oh my god help me

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[fipindustries]

i really im absolutely astounded at the phenomenal job that MIB did not to be racist against aliens, despite being a movie about secret agents chasing evil aliens. that scene where jay helps an alien mother to give birth is probably one of the most humanizing moments for an Other ive seen in a movie ever.

[fipindustries]

like it grabs the body snatcher trope from the cold war "aliens are all around you, hidden in diguzise, they could be any one of us!" and then it says "and theyre just people, theyre literally just people trying to live their lives and thats fine"

[fipindustries]

you literally have a whooe scene where a cop stands out because he says "i dont care how menacibg or threatning someone looks im not going to shoot them if there is a reasonable explination for what theyre doing, one is sneezing and one is just doing excercise", and that is the guy that gets aproved to join MIB.

[phaeton-flier]

The movie has a real love for NYC and immigrant culture as a part of that. The opening scene where K welcomes the undocumented immigrants to the United States. One alien greets another and says he's ordered him pierogi. A lot of them are refugees from their home worlds who just want to survive.

[bubblegum-magnesium]

[jonatgan-official]