Daughter Of Sally, The Contingency Plan

Mun is 21+. Muse fluctuates from 13-23 depending on thread. Follows back from ang-blah

[greeneyesandaballpointpen]

Estelle -

❛ How would you like to have your head hacked off? ❜

Percy gave a nervous chuckle at this greeting, simply raising an eyebrow at his younger sister and skirting around her in the hall. “I like my head where it is. Firmly on my shoulders.” He smirked and leaned over to ruffle her hair slightly. “Why exactly are you asking?”

@estellejblofis

[greeneyesandaballpointpen]

“I have no doubts that your skills are amazing!” He told her, busying himself by pulling things out to make a bowl of cereal. He shook the box at her in question, prepared to make her a bowl as well if she so wished. “But I’ve seen people even more skilled than me die terrible deaths. And if I can protect you from that then I will. Fatal flaw be damned. I’m not dragging you into this life as well.”

[estellejblofis]

“Percy, I’m safer if I keep training, and Camp has the magic barrier to keep monsters out, meaning less chance of me getting kidnapped...again. It’s the only place I’ve been offered protection other than...” she stopped herself, knowing he wouldn’t be happy.

[greeneyesandaballpointpen]

Percy noted the sudden stop, and his green eyes lit with the fact that she was hiding something from him. “Other than what Estelle?” He asked. He sat down the box of cereal, harder than he had meant to.

[estellejblofis]

She sighed. “Thalia came by a few weeks ago...and apparently Artemis may or may not have made me an offer...”

[greeneyesandaballpointpen]

Estelle -

❛ How would you like to have your head hacked off? ❜

Percy gave a nervous chuckle at this greeting, simply raising an eyebrow at his younger sister and skirting around her in the hall. “I like my head where it is. Firmly on my shoulders.” He smirked and leaned over to ruffle her hair slightly. “Why exactly are you asking?”

@estellejblofis

[greeneyesandaballpointpen]

“I have no doubts that your skills are amazing!” He told her, busying himself by pulling things out to make a bowl of cereal. He shook the box at her in question, prepared to make her a bowl as well if she so wished. “But I’ve seen people even more skilled than me die terrible deaths. And if I can protect you from that then I will. Fatal flaw be damned. I’m not dragging you into this life as well.”

[estellejblofis]

“Percy, I’m safer if I keep training, and Camp has the magic barrier to keep monsters out, meaning less chance of me getting kidnapped...again. It’s the only place I’ve been offered protection other than...” she stopped herself, knowing he wouldn’t be happy.

[greeneyesandaballpointpen]

Estelle -

❛ How would you like to have your head hacked off? ❜

Percy gave a nervous chuckle at this greeting, simply raising an eyebrow at his younger sister and skirting around her in the hall. “I like my head where it is. Firmly on my shoulders.” He smirked and leaned over to ruffle her hair slightly. “Why exactly are you asking?”

@estellejblofis

[estellejblofis]

“Because you’re ruffling my hair and treating me like a little kid,” she said. “And still trying to convince mom to stop sending me to camp.”

[greeneyesandaballpointpen]

Oh gods. He should have known mom would have snitched him out. He frowned and shook his head. “That’s because you are a little kid Estelle. I just want you to enjoy it while it last. I wish I had.” He walked away, shoving his hands into his pockets as he made his way into the kitchen.

[estellejblofis]

“Percy, I’m thirteen!” She said. “And I’m a Jackson, I have clear sight, and your fatal flaw is trying to keep your friends and family safe. The target was painted on my back the moment mom was pregnant with me. I can at least learn how to stay safe at camp,” she said. “I might not be able to waterbend like you, but I can fight, and I just wish you’d let me prove it!”

[greeneyesandaballpointpen]

Estelle -

❛ How would you like to have your head hacked off? ❜

Percy gave a nervous chuckle at this greeting, simply raising an eyebrow at his younger sister and skirting around her in the hall. “I like my head where it is. Firmly on my shoulders.” He smirked and leaned over to ruffle her hair slightly. “Why exactly are you asking?”

@estellejblofis

[estellejblofis]

“Because you’re ruffling my hair and treating me like a little kid,” she said. “And still trying to convince mom to stop sending me to camp.”

[greeneyesandaballpointpen]

Someone come vibe with me. ❤️ we can send each other headcannons and plot ideas 😏

[estellejblofis]

I can come out of hibernation

[jewish-tutter]

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

[rizaoftheowls]

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

[rizaoftheowls]

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

[galaxy-of-great-possibilities]

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

[above-d-clouds]

A handy table for everyone:

[cityglowing]

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

[augustdementhe]

Oh SWEET, a table!

[arpmemething2]

Quotes from the Office Sentence Starters

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“Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don’t see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.“

“I have six roommates, which are better than friends because they have to give you one month’s notice before they leave.“

“That’s what she said.”

“Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.“

“Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words.“

“I never thought I’d say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.“

“I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.“

“What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went – I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.“

“I’m a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are… at vision.“

“Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because… I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.“

“Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that’s how I spent my entire day that day.“

“Are you Mother Goose?“

“The Japanese camp guards of World War II always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived. I always wondered how they chose the man who was to die. I think I would have been good at choosing the person.“

“I love fake boobs. Often times, you find them on strippers.“

“Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch.“

“All right! I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Who’s it gonna be?“

“I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day.“

“I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January.“

“I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires. But I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.“

“We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart, and I’m like Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you’re going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.“

“I’m petrified of nipple chafing. Once it starts it is a vicious circle. If you have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. So… I take precautions.“

“Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.“

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“Okay everybody, slight change of plans, we are still going to be having two parties but each is going to get a little extra dose of naught-ay.“

“Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.“

“How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable. “

“So, let’s say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?“

“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.“

“It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.“

“Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s, uh, you know. There’s gambling and alcohol… And it’s in our dangerous warehouse. And it’s a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?“

“That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just… took ‘em all out.“

“It has to be official, and it has to be urine.“

“Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!“

“Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other, after a fight. They hug it out, and doing so, the just… let it go. And walk away. And they’re done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman however. I have found. It doesn’t translate.“

“What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?“

“If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.“

“OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.”

“I wonder what people like about me? … Probably my jugs.“

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

[fiddle-ferb]

It’s a shiney XD

[estellejblofis]

“Do you think that all this blue food dye is going to kill me someday?” Percy asked, falling onto Estelles bed beside her and licking the frosting off of the cupcake he had.

“Well, it would have by now, wouldn’t it?” She asked, eating an almost identical cupcake. Their mom had gone the extra mile and even put green dye in the vanilla mix so it was full ocean themed for Percy’s birthday. “So...another year above the demigod mortality rate. How does it feel to be one of the oldest Greeks alive?”

[estellejblofis]

Do I owe you? Tell me. Otherwise, please interact with me!!!!

[fruscianted-deactivated20210308]

due to personal reasons i need my tumblr mutuals to become my real-life friends

[mikeshanlon]

my babysitter’s a vampire is literally the most iconic televison program to date !!!!! try to tell me that if that shit was on a different network it wouldn’t have blown tf up and outsold all your faves it had miss teen wolf SHAKING !!!!!! we had supportive friendships, a badass black biracial female lead who was caring, smart, and empathatic and still got shit done. AND she got out of an abusive relationship. plus her friendship with erica outsold all of ur girl power ships. three loveable geeks who always did some dumb shit but fixed the problem in the end !!!!! that scene where ethan’s dad thought benny and ethan were dating and he didn’t even care !!??!! legendary. the theme song was a whole ass bop !!!! speaking of muse-a-tronics outsold with their smash hit ‘we want cake’. not only had a movie but a show ! a badass jewish grandma who was an EARTH PRIESTESS (not a witch as she says) who was better than literally all of ur faves and kept shit in line. those mfs even did the void!stiles storyline before teen wolf…… iconic lines and orignal plots…. mbav was paid dust and will rise again !!!!!!

[killathegawd-deactivated2016091]

[thepastisaroadmap]

[Image description: 6 tweets by Mickale E. Nelson @KaleNelson_ on July 21, 2015. Transcript follows.

We need to debunk the myths about the black community with new and relevant stats and information. Stop reinforcing it with old info.

Fact: Since 2013, Their are more black men enrolled in college than are in prison (1,437,363 in college; only 745,000 behind bars)

Fact: the number of black men in prison hasn’t outnumbered the number of black men in college since 2001.

Fact: Black women are the most educated Americans by race and gender, according to the National Center of Education Statistics.

Fact: according to the CDC, Black men are more involved in their children’s lives than white or Hispanic fathers.

Stop telling “white” lies about my people.

End image description]

[liivarts]

thinking about mrs sally jackson 🥺🥺

[tridentgum-deactivated20201114]

annabeth + instagram

[estellejblofis]

Percy doesn’t f*** around

[armstcnite-a-deactivated2020100]

PIPER’S HANDS WERE STUFFED IN HER POCKETS. the hudson river wasn’t as pretty as she had expected. it looked. . . polluted. it was unfathomable that there were literally people swimming in its waters. some people obviously didn’t know how to care for the natural beauties of the world. there was a flat expression on her face ; trying to figure out if it was disrespectful to find it so ugly. “ i think that’s enough sight seeing for today. ” piper murmured, deciding that the river was, in fact, an eye sore. the group traveling together’s motel was maybe 6 blocks back. not such a long walk, but still long enough to have made piper pack a snack in her backpack before heading out the door. “ come on, estelle. ” she said, turning her back to the hudson and ushering for the younger girl to join her.

@estellejblofis / first of many rando starters

[estellejblofis]

“The beauty of nature...post capitalism and anti-ecology of course,” she mumbled. “Percy swam through lava and liquid underworld fire and I think he’d still avoid this water with a ten foot pole,” she said, walking back with Piper. “So...what’s the plan now, then? Things have been pretty quiet given who we are and where we are...how lucky do you think we’re gonna get?”

[wolfrider-ruavi]

Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.