[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[amvs]

❗️TIP: You can put the characters to music.

[indigobuaa]

Fem! Flins

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[garaks-padded-bra]

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

[garaks-padded-bra]

I had to take him into the utility room with me while i was finding duct tape to close off the bottom of the fireplace as well, so he wouldnt despawn when i was gone, and WHEN I PUT HIM DOWN TO GET THE DUCT TAPE, HE MANAGED TO NUTTY PUTTY CAVE HIMSELF IN ANOTHER CRANNY I DIDNT KNOW EXISTED. AND AS I PULLED HIM OUT BY THE ASS HE CRIED LIKE A HUMAN BABY. do NOT make me feel bad for saving your dust bunny spelunking ass you SICKO

He had me doing this shit 3 times today

[garaks-padded-bra]

he is SICK of it

[zombie2mi-nu]

🥹 🐺

(Minecraft: Wolf pup)

The baby wolf's little butt in Minecraft was so cute.

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[chilopsis-linearis]

[blackjame]

1.6 million eggs recalled at Kroger and other stores over salmonella risk, FDA says

The recall affects white-shell and cage-free eggs sold under multiple grocery brands in six states. No illnesses have been reported.

[cyevee]

tranquil

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[longearedhare]

we’re coming for you (with mama!)

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[isaactea]

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for