Cosimo Galluzzi
oozey mess
Stranger Things
Kiana Khansmith
JBB: An Artblog!
JVL
NASA
One Nice Bug Per Day
@theartofmadeline
Peter Solarz
shark vs the universe
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola
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will byers stan first human second
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home
KIROKAZE
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@eternalloveandstuff
the future
“How do you avoid soap tastes?”
White ppl colonized the world for spices and now in the year of our lord 2020 they’re literally washing potatoes and calling that cooking.
What’s the opposite of spicing something, but like doing it aggressively. Anti seasoning?
White washing
What’s your typical day like?
i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day
Unarmed Black Man With Hands Up Shot By Police.
Charles Kinsey, 47, a behavior therapist from South Florida was shot in the leg three times by the police in North Miami while laying on the ground with his arms up and trying to help his patient with autism who had run away from a group home.
It all started when someone called 911 and said there was a man walking around with a gun. However it was Kinsey’s patient who was sitting on the ground cross-legged, playing with a toy truck.
Charles got shot by police despite telling them he was only trying to help his patient.
The police shot him, handcuffed him and left him on ground bleeding.
North Miami police have not released much information at all. They haven’t released the officer’s name, they haven’t given us an update on the investigation. However, they did say that the state attorney is now a part of this investigation.
#CharlesKinsey #BlackLivesMatter
#StopPoliceBrutality #NorthMiamiPoliceDepartment
“Sir, why did you shoot me?”
“I don’t know.”
remember when tumblr used to have the format for reblogged additions on posts be indented instead of vertical and if the post had enough additions to it (which happened frequently because no one on tumblr can shut their fucking mouth) it would just push all the text off the side of the post completely and it became unreadable. it would get so far pushed over that it would just be exactly one character per line and you had to read the post like that. that was a real thing that happened
Remember when people got pissed when staff changed this even though it what was probably one of the only good updates this website ever had
sad but true: it doesn’t matter if people die as a result, opening a sports-themed bar & grill is too important
august 11, 2018
2020 is the year we find out who the psychics are….which apparently includes bots
every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face
Legendary Wolf.
i dont think teen wolf has actualy ever topped this moment.
When I was in highschool, my culinary teacher gave me the greatest gift of all- the actual recipe from red lobster, he worked there for a little bit. I haven’t made a batch in forever but I’m excited.
The cheese bread biscuits from red lobster?!? Teach us dear anon submitter!!!
TEACH US ThE SECRET
@thantos1991 @peanut-for-your-thought @simonalkenmayer
This is the easier recipe, taste damn near the same but less work, but it also makes like 48 biscuits:
8 cups Original Bisquick™ mix
2 2/3 cups milk cups shredded Cheddar cheese (8 oz)
1 cup butter or margarine, melted
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon parsley
1 teaspoon old bay seasoning OR onion powder
Preheat to 450
mix bisquick mix, cheese and milk until a soft dough forms. don’t over stir, it mixes pretty quick grease a pan or put parchment paper down Put dough balls about 2 inches apart, and put in oven. MAKE SURE the oven is completely pre heated, if you put it in before hand the biscuits will come out nasty. Bake 8-10 minutes. Melt the butter in the microwave completely. Add parsley, seasonings and stir.
Once biscuits are done, should be brown on the bottom, pull them out and let them sit for a moment before covering or dipping them in the butter. Dipping upside down means more coverage.
NOW, here is the recipe I actually use:
This recipe makes 10-12 biscuits.
3 cups all purpose Flour 1 tablespoon baking powder 1 tablespoon sugar 1 teaspoon salt ¾ teaspoon cream of tartar ¾ cup butter or ½ cup butter ¼ shortening 1 and ¼ cup milk
Preheat oven to 450. Combine flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, and cream of tartar. Using a blender/pastry blender, cut the butter into the mixture until it looks crumbly. make a well/hole in the middle of the mixture and pour ALL the milk in at once.
Now, you’ll want to add the cheese, which for this recipe you’ll want to use ¾ to 1 cup sharp cheddar. Use a fork to stir/fold the mixture just until the mixture is all moist. Do not over mix. Use a spoon or scoop, and scoop 12 onto a parchment paper or a greased pan surface. You’ll want to put them 1 ½ - 2 inches apart.
Bake for 10-14 minutes, until the bottoms are brown.
½ cup butter or margarine, melted ½ teaspoon garlic powder ½ teaspoon parsley 1/3 teaspoon old bay seasoning OR onion powder
Melt the butter, mix and either dip the biscuits in or cover them with a brush/spoon. If there is any left over it goes super good on french bread too.
You are a queen among bees.
is this something
oh my god, please take 3 seconds out of your day to watch this.
Being drunk vs Being high
i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression
#it’s funny cuz they are both going through it
@watuare one of them is me. One of them is you
I’m definitely the hype one.
Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
This fukn post had me reeling so ofc I had to draw it
hi take everything I own
The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller
I’m… honestly not sure how much harder someone could @ me. Really not.
I’ve never been dragged like this before
[Video description: A mud-covered child in the middle of a muddy field behind a long white single-story house. The child sizes up the puddle in front of them and declares decisively, “I’m gonna hop in this!” They jump, throwing both legs out in front of their torso in a V-shape, landing squarely in a seated sprawl in the mud with a thick heavy *splort*. The person filming snorts and giggles before the video cuts off.]
This looks like if you gave some newborn god a vague description of a cat and then they tried to make one
AAAAAHHH SO CUTE!!!
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
I’ve been doing this for years
It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)
“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats
We live in a socie-
Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec
I find the mushroom post :)
sorry
sorry
Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please
@imfunnydamit
“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign
Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire
