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maroonracoon

cowgirls

logarto

meow btw. if you even care.

littlebigkaiju

Del Toro left to direct The Shape of Water.

“The villain was this tech guy that had invented basically sort of the internet 2.0. And then they realized that all his patents came to him one morning. And so little by little, they started putting together this and they said, ‘Oh, he got them from the precursors.’ The guys that control the kaiju. And then we found out that the precursors are us thousands of years in the future. They’re trying to terraform, trying to re-harvest the earth to survive. Wow. And that we were in exo-bio-suits that looked alien, but they were not. We were inside. And it was a really interesting paradox... To me, the hero was Mako Mori. I wanted her not only to live, I wanted her to be one of the main characters in the second movie.”

I… what

highly-radioactive-nerd

Bet it woulda slapped

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

We were going to get Mako Mori vs Elon Musk and I am so mad this never happened...

tiktoksthataregood-ish

whateverdyke

You laugh, but one time I was ringing up a bottle of coke for this really cute lesbian at work and since it’s the Mexican coke with an old-fashioned cap, I meant to ask if she wanted me to take it off w/ the bottle opener.

What actually came out of my mouth was “Um, do you want me to take that top off? Uhh your bottle. The bottle cap. Removed?”

gabbythegoosequeen

Transcript : Oh and- and can i top you- can i- and would you- and- can i get your top- wa- could i top- *breathes in* can i- uh- *breathes in* and would you li- and can i give dr- k- drink- and- *about to cry* thirsty?

wizard0rb

i remember when i was at this shitty christian summer camp as a kid they kept giving us salads for lunch and one of the counselors was like “whoevers in charge of putting salad on the menu every day needs to be taken out back and done like they did ol yeller” but the admin overheard and made us all hold hands and ask god to forgive her

lady-redhaired

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

I've had enough I'm gonna start trapping people in oil paintings

timeofdeathnote

as you should

speeding54

YELLOWSTONE-“…the mist surrounding the bison was because they had just crossed a river. Their body heat in the cold air caused the water to turn to vapor.”

dreamingariel-deactivated201702

GHOST BISON

nandalorian

“There’s really a very simple scientific expla–”

“GHOST BISON”

ringneckedpheasant

3L for sera/meraad?

they're in lesbians <3

#seradaar #da:i

littledeludeddupes

cant stop thinking about this fucking dog…..

cowboysuggest

do cowboys believe in soulmates

Soulmates are made. Love is made. Nothing stays unless you work for it.

should-be-sleeping

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

should-be-sleeping

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.