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🌿 ﹑ 18+ server

🪴 ﹑ A safe space for every kind of practice, including godspousals

🍃 ﹑ A safe community with ''What happens in your practice only you know'' mindset

🌲 ﹑ BIPOC, disablity/chronic illness and ND safe space. We have staff with ND disorders and different disabilities

🌳 ﹑ System owned and friendly, but not centered!

┈﹒✮ ⊰ ‧ ☾ 🌿 ☽ ‧ ⊱ ✮﹒┈

﹒﹒﹒﹒ What we offer﹒ ﹒﹒﹒

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🌿 ﹑ Channels for general witchcraft for those who have witchcraft centred practice or just don't believe in gods

🪴 ﹑ Vent channels and channels for specific kind of shadow work!

🍃 ﹑ Divination channels + promotion for verified readers + channels for free reading offers and requests

🌲 ﹑ Separate category for holidays, events, celebrations and the calendar for it!

🌿 ﹑ Fun activities like QOTD, Truth or dare, confessions, Counting and more to come!

🪴 ﹑A whole separate corner for those who do work with gods, dragons, spirits, elves, trolls or other who weren't mentioned!

🍃 ﹑ Channels to share resources and texts like for witchcraft, mythology, herbs or any other!

🌲 ﹑ Nsfw channels for those comfortable!

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﹒﹒﹒﹒ What makes us unique?﹒ ﹒﹒﹒

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We have pretty unique idea behind the server and it's theme. We wanted the server to be friendly community and space for everyone everyone, so we decided to make categories for each different pantheon (only open ones for now). Inside each pantheon's category we find different channels, from just talking to mythology resources and channel to send or request prayers. They also have a channel for each god or entity or whoever they believe in, and a channel to request for more if any you worship are missing!

┈﹒✮ ⊰ ‧ ☾ 🌳 ☽ ‧ ⊱ ✮﹒┈

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Happy (late) Valentine's to everyone 💖

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+ Mini gift for @kossstolom

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enchantedforestshop

♡COMMISSIONS FOR GOD SPOUSAL ART ♡

Hi gorgeous people! Just here to promote myself a little! I'm a beginner artist and I have a lot of fun creating art, specifically god spousal art. I'm offering cheap commissions for all my godspouses and angelspouses, and everything in between! Here are my prices!

GODSPOUSE ART MENU:

Solo spouse art (15€)

Couple spousal art (20€)

3+ spousal art (25€+, every person +5€)

NSFW (18+ only) (20-30€ depending on how detailed you want it)

Other (negotiable price)

I only accept PayPal, sorry:( If you're interested in a commission lmk via dm's.

Examples of art:

Much love♡

Ps. You can also find me in my godspousal server!

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Do you all ever wonder if Raphael just hits people with his fish to heal them?

Also don't tell him, but I maybe maybe have a tiny just a little tiny crush on him 👉🏻👈🏻

The fish for the reference btw

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I have pretty low motivation due to my chronic depression, so I decided to pray the whole rosary while on a walk with my dog so I would keep myself motivated.

It is safe to say that even that went on a very very chaotic route somehow...

"Hail Mary, full of gra- AVA BEHAVE, WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR? The Lord is with you, blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb, Jesus, who has risen from the de- AVA YOU CAN'T PEE THERE"

Abba was probably looking at me like

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foamspell

in my theology class and the prof just said polytheistic gods aren’t real.

why teach us to “respect other religions” when you draw the line on polytheistic religions?

mischievous-heretic

Some SATIRE on the latest godspousing drama...

(This post jokingly pokes fun at recent discourse. I am a godspouse. My actual opinion is quite different.)

~~~~~

The reason godspousing exists is... y'all haven't learned to order the gods about properly.

So here's how to deal with unruly deities:

When a god shows romantic interest, ignore them. Remind the deity they are a nonhuman cosmic organizer of the universe. They have better things to do than pay special attention to one small human. It's entirely inappropriate for a deity to notice a tiny speck like you. Tell them to get back to work!

If the god persists, stick your fingers in your ears and quote the words of Plato, Proclus, Cicero, or your favorite historical source. Emphasize that deities can't have emotions or desires.

Didn't some dead philosophers write that the gods only exist in divine bliss? Since we all know that ancient philosophy was dictated by our deities, the philosophers must be absolutely correct. Use their words as a defense!

If the god appears sexually interested, explain that sex is a base act only appropriate between humans. Point out how human sexual fluids disgust the gods, therefore they cannot possibly desire a human sexually.

If it's a fertility deity, insist they never show you their fertility aspects in a sexual manner. They must keep any related mysteries hidden forever, out of respect for human religious rules.

Never ask a god their opinion about any of the above. It's essential that we tell them how to practice pagan religions properly, so they know who's in charge.

Always frame the above behaviors as respect. Make it clear that you're intent on honoring your gods, by prioritizing all applicable ancient worship practices above the words of any deity.

Therefore when you...

dismiss a god's emotions by insisting they don't have any, you can say you're respecting the gods by not over-anthropomorphizing them

reject a god's advances by elevating them high above us humans, you can say you're maintaining proper humility

vilify godspouses publicly, you can say that's enforcing respect for ancient religious practice and the ancestors who went before us

All of that makes you look good in public and helps you do pagan religion correctly, so make sure to continue!

Order those gods about!

Insist they only interact with you on your terms! Quash any ideas they have about romantic love or sex! Teach them the correct ways of accepting worship!

If you are intimidated by demanding the gods behave according to proper standards, remind yourself it's for the good of the pagan community. Surely deities want their worshippers to be respected by other religions? Therefore the gods must keep their robes on, because we humans say so.

Fuck whatever our deities think about that! Their opinions are much less important than ours are.

Didn't the philosophers explain that we worship for our benefit? Since deities need nothing, they could never be enriched by anything we give them. Hence human preferences are more important.

We should uphold our standards for worship because that benefits us. It makes us look respectable in public, to the community and to other religions.

Therefore, absolutely NO sexual offerings! Regardless of what the fertility gods think about that. They must stop whining about sex, and be content with their offerings of wine, olives, and other traditional things.

Have I offered enough ideas yet?

Hopefully you godspouses have gleaned a few pointers from this post. What you really need is to grow a pair and stop this nonsense. You're far too lax.

Learn to demand proper behavior of your gods. Make them behave like decent deities should.

Enforce respect!

adeltte

Modern helpols:

"no, you can't call a statue/painting of Aphrodite attractive/hot. They're real gods you have to respect"

Ancient helpols:

"Let's make an epithet of how nice Aphrodite's butt looks to show our devotion"

Hermes really took "I will love you in every life and reality" seriously and followed my soul to every life I lived no matter where it travelled to out of curiosity.

So to thank lord Hermes for his love and patience by guiding me and protecting me, and for also keeping his promise I thought it'd be nice of me to make him something. So, I decided to make a collage of how mine and his relationship feel like in this lifetime.

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thespiritpriestess

This blog is a safe space for everyone with unconventional relationships with deities. You're married to Thor? Cool, good for y'all. Dionysus is your dad? Awesome. You're a priest of Hekate? Epic. At the end of the day, who tf am I to judge the relationships that other people have with deities. Let's not throw stones from glass houses

volturiguarddog

hey. your f/o would never treat you like you’re stupid for any mistakes you make. they’d never treat you like you can’t do anything right for yourself. they’d never scrutinize every little thing you do. they’d never be angry at you for doing things differently than they do. they love you, admire you, and think you’re very smart!! <3

So I was doing a yes or no reading for my fiance with certain infernals, and it is safe to say it was chaotic to the extreme.

For Glassya-labola same two cards were falling out at a certain point no matter what. "Try again" and "certainly". So I took a break and moved to another infernal, Andras, who wasn't making it easy either.

When I returned back to Glassya-labola it went like this:

Me: okay, so are you reaching out to my fiance, Glassya-labola?

Glassya: ask a different question

Me: alright, well do you want to work with my fiance, Glassya-labola?

Glassya: what did you say?

Me: Do you also want candy like Andras? Here, have some. do you wanna work with my fiance, Glassya-labola?

Glassya: yes, for sure!

Me: *Literally crying internally cause I was running out of candy for myself* Amazing... 🥹

And while I was dealing with Andras it went like this:

Me: Andras are you reaching out to my fiance?

Andras: I'm tired ask me later

Me: Lord, be serious please I need to know the answer.

Andras: find the answer yourself

Me: lord, I'm trying to do that. What do you want from me??

Andras: I want that candy you bought.

Me: That's mine thouughhh. Fine, here, but please answer.

Andras: Yeah, it is possible I want to work with your fiance.

Me: Thank you thank youuuu

And then there was Stolas:

Me: Stolas, do you wanna work with my fiance?

Stolas: Why are you asking me this?

Me: Who else would I be asking this???

Stolas: I don't know, figure it out.

Me: Will you stop being sarcastic if I give you the leftover candy? </33

Stolas: Sure.

Me: Please answer your question now.

Stolas: *makes the cards "accept your fate" and "you bet" fall out*

Me: Great, that for sure does help....

Pretty much the trio in a nuttshell

Andras is like "you tell me"

Stolas is like "you know the answer"

and Glasya is like "maybeee"

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Me: King Asmodeus really does not like water. In fact, He hates it. Therefore, I shouldn't shower with His devotional ring on, because it'll get wet. With water. Which He will likely not be very happy about, and I do not wish unhappiness for Him. I will take it off and leave it on His altar.

Asmodeus the second I take the ring off: So you're not only divorcing me but you hate me with all of your guts and want me dead and gone.

eternallydevoted2hermes

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﹒﹒﹒ The Enchanted Forest ﹒﹒﹒

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🌿 ﹑ 18+ server

🪴 ﹑ A safe space for every kind of practice, including godspousals

🍃 ﹑ A safe community with ''What happens in your practice only you know'' mindset

🌲 ﹑ BIPOC, disablity/chronic illness and ND safe space. We have staff with ND disorders and different disabilities

🌳 ﹑ System owned and friendly, but not centered!

┈﹒✮ ⊰ ‧ ☾ 🌿 ☽ ‧ ⊱ ✮﹒┈

﹒﹒﹒﹒ What we offer﹒ ﹒﹒﹒

⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣

🌿 ﹑ Channels for general witchcraft for those who have witchcraft centred practice or just don't believe in gods

🪴 ﹑ Vent channels and channels for specific kind of shadow work!

🍃 ﹑ Divination channels + promotion for verified readers + channels for free reading offers and requests

🌲 ﹑ Separate category for holidays, events, celebrations and the calendar for it!

🌿 ﹑ Fun activities like QOTD, Truth or dare, confessions, Counting and more to come!

🪴 ﹑A whole separate corner for those who do work with gods, dragons, spirits, elves, trolls or other who weren't mentioned!

🍃 ﹑ Channels to share resources and texts like for witchcraft, mythology, herbs or any other!

🌲 ﹑ Nsfw channels for those comfortable!

┈﹒✮ ⊰ ‧ ☾ 🌲 ☽ ‧ ⊱ ✮﹒┈

﹒﹒﹒﹒ What makes us unique?﹒ ﹒﹒﹒

⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣

We have pretty unique idea behind the server and it's theme. We wanted the server to be friendly community and space for everyone everyone, so we decided to make categories for each different pantheon (only open ones for now). Inside each pantheon's category we find different channels, from just talking to mythology resources and channel to send or request prayers. They also have a channel for each god or entity or whoever they believe in, and a channel to request for more if any you worship are missing!

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https://discord.gg/48t4m2mHW5

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Me : *doing a binding spell with King Belial*

Me: *gets a stupid idea to put extra paper into the flame he was creating*

Belial: let me have some me fun here

King Belial: *Procedess to LITERALLY set the tray on fire and almost burns down the table.*

In conclusion do not give Belial more fuel because he will start a fire.

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#demonology #divination #godspouse #hellenism #infernals #spirituality #tarot #witchcraft #belial #magic #king belial #infernal deities #aesthetic #skit #actually happened #discord server

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﹒﹒﹒ The Enchanted Forest ﹒﹒﹒

⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣

🌿 ﹑ 18+ server

🪴 ﹑ A safe space for every kind of practice, including godspousals

🍃 ﹑ A safe community with ''What happens in your practice only you know'' mindset

🌲 ﹑ BIPOC, disablity/chronic illness and ND safe space. We have staff with ND disorders and different disabilities

🌳 ﹑ System owned and friendly, but not centered!

┈﹒✮ ⊰ ‧ ☾ 🌿 ☽ ‧ ⊱ ✮﹒┈

﹒﹒﹒﹒ What we offer﹒ ﹒﹒﹒

⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣

🌿 ﹑ Channels for general witchcraft for those who have witchcraft centred practice or just don't believe in gods

🪴 ﹑ Vent channels and channels for specific kind of shadow work!

🍃 ﹑ Divination channels + promotion for verified readers + channels for free reading offers and requests

🌲 ﹑ Separate category for holidays, events, celebrations and the calendar for it!

🌿 ﹑ Fun activities like QOTD, Truth or dare, confessions, Counting and more to come!

🪴 ﹑A whole separate corner for those who do work with gods, dragons, spirits, elves, trolls or other who weren't mentioned!

🍃 ﹑ Channels to share resources and texts like for witchcraft, mythology, herbs or any other!

🌲 ﹑ Nsfw channels for those comfortable!

┈﹒✮ ⊰ ‧ ☾ 🌲 ☽ ‧ ⊱ ✮﹒┈

﹒﹒﹒﹒ What makes us unique?﹒ ﹒﹒﹒

⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣

We have pretty unique idea behind the server and it's theme. We wanted the server to be friendly community and space for everyone everyone, so we decided to make categories for each different pantheon (only open ones for now). Inside each pantheon's category we find different channels, from just talking to mythology resources and channel to send or request prayers. They also have a channel for each god or entity or whoever they believe in, and a channel to request for more if any you worship are missing!

┈﹒✮ ⊰ ‧ ☾ 🌳 ☽ ‧ ⊱ ✮﹒┈

https://discord.gg/48t4m2mHW5

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