Gah why

I post/reblog absolutely anything I feel like. Demiromantic♡Pansexual

[thebootydiaries]

[iwannaliveindeansdimples]

FYI

When Dean says, “Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees”, he is not saying Cas showed up on his car naked/bee-adorned. He is swearing on Baby that Cas showed up naked and covered in bees. 

This has been a PSA.

[emotionalsupportknife]

…this is life changing…

[aphony-cree]

yes, baby was in storage from 7.6 Slash Fiction until the end of 7.23 Survival of the Fittest 

[deathstiel-moved]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

double jointed

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

dead

drugs kill, kids

[senseitive]

If it costs your peace its not worth it

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[surprisebitch]

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

[powerburial]

yeah but this is like for real people

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[thebootydiaries]

[queen-of-kittens]

what the fuck kind of name spelling bullshit is Farha

[thebootydiaries]

why are white people so offended by arabic names like ho ur name is gabriella,,, high school musical came out in 2006 it’s not cute anymore

[learher]

rip gabriella 2006-2016

[official-alt-right]

Gabriella’s far better than Farha

[thebootydiaries]

wyd

[ryebreadgf]

'it's only embarrassing if you decide it is' as a philosophy has literally changed my life

[tokidokifish]

i cannot get over at this newsstory. i CANNOT. i cannot believe that they paid someone to write a story about how people aren’t having children in the middle of a global pandemic that cost MILLIONS of people their jobs. this is the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever seen!! do they think people are just sitting at home like “well can’t find any new series to binge, might as well have a fucking baby! that’s the next logical step, right?” i’m going to SCREAM.

[tokidokifish]

the thrilling FUCKING sequel

[rynies]

Hey, jumping back to the baby bust thing, I found This Article some time ago and part of the interview has been bugging me ever since.

"We need to have enough working-age people to carry the load of these seniors, who deserve their retirement, they deserve all their entitlements, and they're gonna live out another 30 years."

The generation that amassed $59.4 Trillion (~$834,270/person) wants to make sure Millennials and Gen Z’s will pump out enough babies so that they can comfortably live out their twilight years while the rest of us scrape by. I’m finding it hard to sympathise here.

[mathlaskohlers-deactivated20160]

when yr fav person gives u attention w/o u askin for it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yoonswife]

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

[neanderthyall]

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

[kurosmind]

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

[thebootydiaries]

me: *on my period*

me: sometimes u gotta bleed to know that ur alive and have a soul

[thebootydiaries]

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

clock: 11:01

me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Perry the platypus is my enemy. But I’m not like, evil, or something, he just keeps breaking through my window to stop me from doing ordinary things like washing the dishes or making the bed and everyone keeps calling me out for procrastinating and I always cry at them that, “It’s Perry, the platypus!” Nobody believes me. “Stop making excuses, it’s just a regular platypus.” I look behind me and Perry has taken off his hat and does that weird purring noise.

[fantasticfables]

didn’t realize this was a dream, thought it was just a weird allegory for adhd