kaios

18+, they/them | Rafayel's sl☆t |

[etfrin]

rafayels' beloved . . . | kai <3 | 19 | sagittarius | 🩷🤍🩵 | :3

BEWARE DARK FICS | SMUT | ETC 💜

╰► masterlist ☆ mutuals ☆ anons

taglist | tag system | instagram | introduction | rules | ao3 𓆟

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[lorasx]

DON’T PUT AFTG COUPLES IN A BUS THEY’RE INSANE !!!!

[oboy049]

Yk how Deadpool is always a fanboy? Like going so excited to see people “omg?! It’s Spider-Man! Look it’s Spider-Man! Soo cool i’m such a fan”

I want him to meet a Deadpool fanboy, like he had done it before but they usually stop liking Deadpool after meeting him irl (like in that arc Deadpool and Shiklah broke up)

But this fanboy I want him to go so insane as him, matching Deadpool’s freak in fanboying going all “omg! Is Deadpool! So cool, your katanas are so awesome! Can I touch them? Tell me I can, please please can I?”

And Deadpool ofc this never happens to him so he is just so confuse standing like 🧍‍♂️

If Deadpool wears boxers with Spider-Man or captain American logos on them. This fanboy will show up with boxers with Deadpool face on it

In an attempt to shoo him out, Wade will show his face to scare him and this guy goes “Raw. Next question “

And Wade talks a lot so wouldn’t be funny if this guy also doesn’t shut up, their conversations would be endless, imagine making Deadpool the serious one

Kinda like how spidey is all playful and sassy but with Deadpool ends up being the responsable one

The fanboy has forbidden going close to battles so I just imagine him screaming very very far, barely audible, on top of a building “woohoo! Show em boy!!” With a sign cheering for Wade

-🦝👑

[kosmogrl]

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

for those that can’t see it

[couldbeglorious]

i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center

[cee4bugza]

i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me

[blog-but-its-only-bloodymary]

One last bloodymary before I self destruct

[cale-thames]

OgCale: implying he was an ordinary soldier

Me:

Ohh~! Definitely!!! The person who fooled the ENTIRE KINGDOM as a kid and made them think he was "useless" can NEVER lie again! That's unimaginable!!!

• You're ordinary despite having survived Choi Han's beating who can easily break walls.

• You're ordinary despite surviving the Henituse war which "probably" killed everyone else.

• You're ordinary despite being one of the last survivors of the two-decade-long war.

• You're ordinary despite joining the last battle which had the strongest individuals.

• You're ordinary despite being near where Choi Han and White Star were fighting— which has to be the front line.

• You're ordinary despite GoD choosing you for the transmigration.

• You're ordinary despite managing to do KRS's work properly which no one else can do.

• You're ordinary despite being a THAMES!!!

Oh, and like someone once mentioned: why didn't ARM bother to kill you later?!

They had all that free time hunting down Ron and Beacrox after destroying the Molan household, right? So what possibly could have stopped them from offing you while you were actively fighting in the war? Hmm?

Oh wait— your flaming red hair, sooooo eye-catching, sooo similar to their dear lord's— surely impossible to miss! Surely.

So how in the world did you survive so long, hmm, dear Roksoo?

Could it be… they tried?

And couldn't do a single thing to you?

And why would that be?

Hmm.

Please, kindly inform us, my dear ordinary soldier who survived on pure luck for TWENTY YEARS! We're dying to know.

[huanggugugu]

The science pet, always come in handy.

[queenclacker]

"Kevin didn't suffer as much as jean and Neil at the hands of riko"

KEVIN HAD HANDCUFFS MADE INTO HIS BED

Let me say that again so you can see how bad this is

KEVIN HAD HANDCUFFS ON HIS BED

Riko told jean before he started to hurt him "I will enjoy hurting you like I enjoyed hurting Kevin"

Kevin's reaction to Andrew during thanks giving was to move back and slam into the wall frozen in place

HIS REACTION TO SA WAS SO INTENSE BECAUSE HE HAD TO DEAL WITH IT FIRST HAD

KEVINS FEAR DIDNT COME FROM NOTHING HE SUFFERED FOR YEARS he didn't get spacial treatment

Thank you

[tearlessrain]

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

[hijackedhoneybeeez]

Neil, after learning that Jean has a motorcycle: Hey Andrew, why don't you ride a motorcycle? It seems more your speed.

Andrew: They’re for freaks who are just looking for attention. 'Oh, look at me, I'm balancing on two wheels and committing several traffic violations.' Fuck off. Join the circus if you wanna be a freakshow and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

The Foxes, who have barely heard him rant about anything like that before :

Andrew:

Neil: You don't know how to ride a bike, do you?

Aaron: its completely fine to not know how to ride a bike. It's an arbitrary benchmark set on kids for little to no value. Knowing how to ride a bike doesn't benefit or hinder anyone in the long run, anyways. And do you KNOW how many people have life-altering accidents while riding a bike? Its practically lethal.

The Foxes:

Andrew:

Neil: you too, huh?

[kitsunefolklore]

I think webnovels have made me lose my reasoning on chapter length 😭

Used to read like 20 chapters of like a 300 page book and called it very long but now when reading web novels and can't see the pages I'm like "Oh! 200 chapters? Pretty short but I'm sure it'll be good!" I READ AN 1000 CHAPTER BOOK AND SAID ITLL TAKE ME ABOUT A MONTHNOR TWO GDIANSIAK

Edit: would also like to state I read a 216 chapter web novel and it took me 4 days...

Like I just came to the realization just now. I'll tag the main offenders that made me chapter blind.

[caleshairtie]

That's trauma, babe, trauma.

And is it really lying if we ourselves don't even realise it ain't the truth?

[caleshairtie]

We all know Choi Han has canonically 2 completely incompatible modes:

The horrifying emo, dragon slaying calamity swordsman

The emotionally attached rescue puppy with the saddest big eyes

He can switch between them in a flash, giving a lot of people psychological whiplash around him.

The first people to notice that were Ron and Beacrox too, I think. In canon.

My headcanon is that the first time he did it in front of others, like soldiers or others, it started a rumour amongst them. Like a ghost story of the scary swordsman smiling brightly at Young Master Silver Shield.

Most people didn't believe it… until it happened again.

And that started two new rumours/perspectives about Cale:

"Young Master-nim is such a caring person that even Swordmaster-nim softens in his presence!"

"What kind of terrifying person commands THIS fcking monster?!"

And then there's Alberu, who looks at the two with disdain and knows that Choi Han would commit regicide if Cale asked politely enough.

Though, it is not like Cale doesn't know Choi Han's violent side. He does, of course. But for him, the violence is contextual and Choi Han is still loyal and good at his core, which he is not wrong about.

…he just has an obvious bias towards his fav protagonist, but anyway--

[yep-ishouldbesleeping]

Ok but like, Jules and Nellie are soulmates

Rachel and Nellie bonded pretty quickly and Nellie immediately helped her with the curse and believed her and also they made out

Rachel and Jules share like the biggest trauma of their life?? Jules was literally there the moment she was born?? and also immedialtely believed her and tried to help with the curse

So what if... what if all three of them are soulmates 👉🏻👈🏻?? What if they just raise Jude as a funny cursed little polycule 👉🏻👈🏻🥺🥺

And also Jules ends up with both his brother's exes wouldn't that be funny

[kingofthepitt]

who asked for soulmates as the horror concept? wedding as the funeral? wedding as the curse? mother's love bending flow of time to warn her daughter? because girl...do i have a show for you........