E.T. Gulock

Whimsy, Mystery, & Monsters | Fiction & Screenwriter | Writer/Co-Creator of @DeathbyDyingPod | he/him | Check Out My Work!

[etgulock]

Today’s my first Thursday July 9th, 2026, kinda nervous

[etgulock]

It wasn't too bad! Gonna try Friday July 10th, 2026, we'll see how it goes

[etgulock]

Saturday July 11th, 2026... So is there like a new day every day? Kind of a lot. Sorry, new to this.

[etgulock]

Today’s my first Thursday July 9th, 2026, kinda nervous

[etgulock]

It wasn't too bad! Gonna try Friday July 10th, 2026, we'll see how it goes

[etgulock]

Today’s my first Thursday July 9th, 2026, kinda nervous

[etgulock]

Happy gnome-dependence day

[deathbydyingpod]

Important reminder that our most recent obituary is Bi Panic The Episode™️ 😌

[etgulock]

*Taps the sign*

[etgulock]

Terrifying stuff…

[etgulock]

Psssst – hey you! Yeah you! Do you like small-town murder mysteries with a dash of the supernatural?

Do you like dark whimsy? Handsome obituary writers? Adorable man-eating cats?

Are your only friends a still-beating heart in a jam jar, a phantom bicycle, and the Angel of Death herself?

Are you bisexual or at risk of becoming bisexual?

Then you might have a moderate-to-severe case of being the perfect person to listen to the horror comedy fiction podcast DEATH BY DYING!

I’ve had the joy and honor of writing and co-creating this indie show with one of my best friends @nikonoisemaker for the last 8 years, and we’d love if you joined us in the lovely, phantasmagorical town of Crestfall, Idaho…

You can check us out on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us @deathbydyingpod!

[thegayestofagendas]

I cannot stress enough how much all of you need to listen to this (and again I must stress that you should read the transcripts along too because they are so well-done)

It's tragic, it's funny, it makes you laugh, it makes you cry a little, it might even me you go 'aaaaaaaw' sometimes. It's very good. If you like murder investigations, investigations of deaths that look like murder, bisexuals or sad little men, those are only a short sample of what you'll get from Death By Dying, and you will love it!

[etgulock]

Thank you so much 😭🖤

[etgulock]

Psssst – hey you! Yeah you! Do you like small-town murder mysteries with a dash of the supernatural?

Do you like dark whimsy? Handsome obituary writers? Adorable man-eating cats?

Are your only friends a still-beating heart in a jam jar, a phantom bicycle, and the Angel of Death herself?

Are you bisexual or at risk of becoming bisexual?

Then you might have a moderate-to-severe case of being the perfect person to listen to the horror comedy fiction podcast DEATH BY DYING!

I’ve had the joy and honor of writing and co-creating this indie show with one of my best friends @nikonoisemaker for the last 8 years, and we’d love if you joined us in the lovely, phantasmagorical town of Crestfall, Idaho…

You can check us out on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us @deathbydyingpod!

[etgulock]

Oh, you want to be famous like a celebrity? I want to be famous like an urban legend. Rumored sightings, blurry photographs, believers contacting me via Ouija boards and small offerings and spinning three times in front of a mirror in the dark. But that's just me 💅

[deathbydyingpod]

HAPPY PRIDE, EVERYONE!!! 💜🧡💙💚💛❤️ But a special Happy Pride to the cryptids, phantasms, mutant squirrels, gentle haunters, midnight lurkers, cosmic spuds, phantom bicycles, Angels of Death, adorable man-eating cats, obituary writers, and all the honorary Crestfallens of the world 😘

[etgulock]

Write the wound. Not as a reason to stay inside of it, but as a process of moving through it, healing it. Tell yourself a story of your pain and hand it back to the universe.

[yourlocaladhder]

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

i wanted to do this so yeah

1. Podcasts (eg. Malevolent, The Secret of St Kilda, Death by Dying, Find Us Alive, Wolf 359, etc.)

2. EPIC: The Musical

3. SAMUEL LAMBERT, COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER ABOARD THE HEPHAESTUS STATION UNDER THE LOVELACE ADMINISTRATION!!

4. holy shit HAUSTORIUM by E.T GULOCK like FUCJ that’s a good story

5. THE MECHANISMS

anyway open tags

[etgulock]

Humbly requesting that Tumblr finally figure out how to let us easily switch on-app between blogs that are attached to different emails so I don't have to post here on my computer like it's 2013 while the Death by Dying account is on my phone.

[etgulock]

Hello! I’m a horror & dark whimsy writer/content creator, and I was just published for the first time a couple months ago with my environmental horror short story “HAUSTORIUM.” It’d mean a lot if folks checked it out! Keep an eye on this space, more to come 👀👻🌲

Haustorium | 𝔇𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔲𝔯 ☙ 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔯𝔢 𝔏𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢

A dying lumberman joins a logging crew for one final job, only to face a supernatural nightmare when an ancient tree resists its felling.

[alchemychaos]

if you guys dont read this im going to eat you like the worms. /j /silly

[etgulock]

Very compelling, on-brand pitch, thank you 🙏

[usernamesareallclaimed]

[abstractfrog]

That’s a big potato

[deathbydyingpod]

NEW EPISODE OF DEATH BY DYING! “Obituary 09: Kai Died” is out now – listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you tune in to podcasts.

Join us for a Crestfallen night of man-eating cats, amateur sleuthing, and nefarious farms… ALL HAIL THE COSMIC SPUD 💫🥔