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christianaccords:

“There’s no such thing as an individual truth. There’s one one truth. Besides, you don’t live with me so you can’t know if I’m lying or not. Yes, you’re a huge baby. I am not mean. You just don’t know how to take a joke.”

“Then how come there are different truths for everyone who experiences something? That doesn’t make sense. Guess so. I am not. Jokes are supposed to be funny.”

#christian.

xoannabelfowlerxo:

“Probably. Maybe if you payed attention more than I wouldn’t be though. It’s not that hard, you know.”

“I do pay attention, most things are just boring. If it’s boring then I don’t really feel like paying attention. It’s pretty hard.”

#annabel.

christianaccords:

“Just because you don’t believe that doesn’t make any less than true. It’s not, it’s similar to what I do. Oh my god, you are such a baby. Stop it. Good boy.”

“Yes it does, because if I don’t believe it or experience it then it’s not my truth. That's the only true thing right there. I am not. Hey, ‘m not a dog. You’re so mean.”

#christian.

christianaccords:

“I don’t have a baby face. I shaved this morning, thank you very much. No it wouldn’t ruin it at all. Actually, it’ll make you have a new understanding of it. Sucks for your mind. Stop being a jerk and I’ll help you.”

“I don’t believe that. It might ruin it, you never know. You don’t mix good things with bad things then expect them to come out good. It’s like science. Fine, fine, I will.”

#christian.

christianaccords:

“It’s not and you’re a baby. I don’t know integrate something you love into it. It’s all about tricking your mind. Yeah, it wasn’t as cool as it sounds. Oh really? Fine, jerk, I’m not helping you anymore.”

“You’re the one with a baby face here. Then it would ruin everything I love probably. My mind plays tricks on me every day. Why not? Oh common, you know you wanna help me.”

#christian.

httpcarly:

“Well you know, dreaming big and aiming high. You know I do go to school, Eth? But yeah, I’ll look out for that. I feel like it isn’t really a choice in what you learn though, but I’ll try.”

“Yeah. All those big dreams and stuff. Important things. Of course I know that, I’m not dumb you goof. You don’t have a choice but you can rebel and not learn like they want you to.”

#carly.

christianaccords:

“It’s not. Stop it. You have to find a way to make it exciting. Alright it’s a date. Oh, well I had a few nannies who used to teach me. All of them just happened to be really skilled at Math.”

“It totally is. How would I make it exciting then? ‘Cause I’ve got nothing. Nannies? That’s kinda cool actually, although maybe they were just better at math than you.”

#christian.

christianaccords:

“It’s not confusing, Ethan. It’s simple. How about you drop by the group home and I’ll tutor you. I’ll teach you everything I know.”

“It’s kind of confusing. It’s too boring for me to even wanna get it. ‘Kay, that sounds good. How’d you get so good at Math?”

#christian.

lmknadia:

“I guess you could do that too. Or you could use it for those like games they have when you have to guess how many jelly beans are in a container–the radius tells you how much area is in the container and then you could figure it out pretty precisely. I’m sure it’s a thing–except it probably has a better and more professional sounding name, so it sounds like you’re doing something else, when really all you are responsible for is knowing the various radii of certain things. I’m sure contractors and construction workers have to know that.”

"Do you think about this a lot? Maybe, but I usually just pick a random number for that. Wouldn't that be cheating since you're pretty much bound to get the right number if you measure it? Yeah, but I dunno it. I'm pretty sure it's some math sounding kinda name. Well radii sounds weird, and confusing to figure out. Not my kinda thing I guess. Yeah, but they're probably good at math."

#nadia.

httpcarly:

“You never know, maybe you’ll become the world radius expert. But you’re right, it seems like the least useful thing to learn.”

“World radius expert? I can’t even do a regular circle, let alone the world. That’d be way harder. That’s right. Make sure you watch out for that kinda stuff when your at school. Teachers are weird.”

#carly.

xoannabelfowlerxo:

“I mean, I’m not great, but I’m not bad either. I know enough that I can probably help somewhat at least. Radians, right?”

“You’re probably better at it than me. I think so yeah. It’s all kinda hard to understand.”

#annabel.

christianaccords:

“It’s only confusing if you let it beat you like that. I promise it’s not hard to learn. I’m quite good at Math. Did you want my help?”

“It’s kinda hard not to let it when it’s confusing. You’re lucky. Yeah, if you wanna help me.”

#christian.

ezekcel:

“It’s ALL a part of the system. Fill our heads with useless information for so many years and then send us off to college where we actually learn shit we’ll use. That’s why well-known geniuses are dropouts.”

“That’s what I thought, but you would think they would hide it better than that. With all this extra class stuff that they make us learn, it’s pretty much all out in the open. They’re not very sneaky. Like Einstein?”

#zeke.

tjxfinch:

“Either way we all end up suffering somehow.”

“Except if you like math, but I don’t, so you’re right.”

#tj.

lmknadia:

“It’s definitely so you can figure out how many candies you can put in a ball-shaped pinata, you know area and all that jazz is important for that. Although a radius expert does sound like a quality career choice.”