I Contain Multitudes And They Are All Incredibly Annoying
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I Contain Multitudes And They Are All Incredibly Annoying
this was their last kiss before the "we didn't even kiss" scene in vegas. girl i would have been devastated too.
willyoucometomycottagethissummer? don't go to russia come to my HOUSE we'll have so much FUN 🤫private🤫 👀know👀 it's so no one will we could have a week, or even 2️⃣
we'd be completely alone... ✨TOGETHER✨
ilya + diving in tongue first ( ̄^ ̄ )ゞ
ilya 'needy top' rozanov
-Ilya Rozanov, probably
Just when I pulled myself out of the fandom bottomless pit, Heated Rivalry comes along and just
Just found out that my dad pre-ordered a copy of House of Flame and Shadow for me. I cannot wait until tomorrow.
Never underestimate my capacity for spite. We can both die. I don’t give a fuck. I’m getting my lick back.
don’t you just hate those days when your disability disables you instead of just making you funny and quirky?
You can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. I love Christian Allister, but I acknowledge his flaws (none he’s perfect) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out on his actions (which are always right).
PART 2 OF THE MADDEST OBSESSION HEADCANNONS. BRINGING THIS BACK CUZ IF WE DON'T GET CONTENT, WE MAKE THE CONTENT.
Christian is ambidextrous.
Gianna is left-handed.
Gianna gives Christian forehead kisses and it melts him on the inside everytime.
Christian is a shoulder-kisser. Cuddling? Shoulder kiss. Washing dishes together? Shoulder kiss. Waking up next to her in the morning? Shoulder kiss. Thanking his wife for anything? Shoulder. Kiss.
Gianna calls Christian "malysh" in a horrible accent just to piss him off.
Other times she reverts to "Allister" but Christian just pulls her close to remind her (against her lips, ofcourse) that they are both "Allister" now.
They have three children.
On days Christian is away on a work trip, he wears Gianna's hairtie on his wrist.
Gianna picks up on Christian's habits after Kat is born and finds herself aligning things or setting them upright unknowingly when she is distracted or stressed.
Christian breaks a jammed door when he can't get to Gianna during a powercut.
Gianna tries to seduce Christian multiple times during her pregnancy it works everytime
Christian has run out at 3 in the morning and threatened a taco truck owner just to fulfil Gianna's cravings.
Gianna checks out Christian's ass so often even Kat makes a habit of tilting her head and whistling under her breath when her Father is not looking even though she doesn't understand why her Mother does it in the first place.
Christian is always outwardly displeased (inwardly, at peace) whenever he sees his brother getting along splendidly with his wife.
Gianna stops forcing Christian to eat the sweets she makes but it doesn't stop him from licking her finger clean off the batter.
Christian has mastered the art of cooking with one hand because his daughter always wants to be held.
Gianna foaming at the mouth is speechless when she wakes up one morning to see a freshly showered Christian with his hair dripping wet, holding Kat in one arm and flipping pancakes in the other.
Sometimes Christian pretends to be asleep when he can feel Gianna watching him but he almost always ends up biting her finger when she starts trailing it all over his face.
Gianna has woken up to Christian snuggling against her neck with his arms wrapped around her, deep in sleep, too many times to ruin it by telling him he cuddles her in his sleep.
Christian is a girldad. Whatever his girls want, his girls get.
For his birthday, Gianna gets a number 3 tattooed on the inside of her ring finger.
For her birthday, Christian tells her another secret he's never told anyone else.
He's found happiness. Her.
GOOD LORD THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO END ON A SAPPY NOTE BUT HERE WE ARE. SPECIAL THANKS TO MEDS♡ FOR ALWAYS BEING READY TO SCREAM, CRY, BANG HEAD ON WALLS WHENEVER WE TALK ABOUT TMO!♡
Christian: I didn't call you stupid.
Gianna: Yes, you did.
Christian: I didn't mean to, it's just when I asked you to spell orange, you asked me "the fruit or the color".
Gianna: It caught me off guard.
we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years
It almost looked like they threw a fish upwards into water (the shadowiness of their hand) & it swam off causing a splash of glitter.
this is a snippet of a conversation i had with my sister after having an edible. we wanted to rent a yacht and dress like hall and oats and only listen to yacht rock.
we can’t afford it tho.