Kay.

If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs.

[aidashakur]

[thegenderal]

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

[talvin-muircastle]

[gryffindorcls]

Wow, I did not see that coming.

[ncoley]

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

[utopians]

genuinely obsessed w the tiktok sauce debacle happening right now it really harkens back to the fake medicine hucksters of the olden days. I'd say I hope they stop her but if you buy unrefrigerated $20 mystery sauce with a misspelled ingredients list off tiktok you've earned your fate

[utopians]

like normally scams are just extremely depressing 2 hear about bc it's someone selling fake miracle cures to desperate sick people or stealing the money of the elderly or some shit that's equally morally repugnant and heartless. but not this time. this time a bunch of otherwise sane adults have decided en masse to purchase a $20 bottle of neon pink mystery sauce from a tiktok home chef and consume it despite it being shipped unrefrigerated during the hottest summer on record. ripped off for a $20 bottle of pink ranch. Funniest scam in history

[bbyyygirl]

[bbyyygirl]

[bogleech]

Someone posted this photo complaining about “american toilets designed to collect dust” and that was how I learned that in most other countries the toilets have smooth sides instead of showing off the pipe like this and now I’m stuck pondering why these are designed this way at all

[thecacklingcreep]

Toilet dick vein

[dynastylnoire]

I always thought of it as toilet colon

[wearingmystripes]

one of my toxic traits is experiencing immense pain and just not telling anyone at all

[hxrnyonmain-deactivated20220829]

you're such a fucking nerd (flirting)

[rosecrystal]

I love taking away people's access to me. Like the trial is over and your card is declined

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

BEYONCÉ KNOWLES-CARTER THE OSCARS GOLD PARTY (2022)

[slimchocolatebeauty]

This is one fine ass woman!😩

[mosertone]

Coal miner's child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938

[lettersfrombeachhead]

[hypnotic-flow]

when you believe in equality and all that, but the black team wins over the white team in Family Feud

[firecroc]

[0ctoberrustt]

it’s always I wouldn’t date a women who doesn’t shave I wouldn’t date a hairy women. but would a hairy women date you? humble yourself

[idleminds]

Flavor of Happiness (2008) ‘しあわせのかおり’ dir. Mitsuhiro Mihara