Totally Not Crazy

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[footlongdingledong2]

[technicolorgalaxy]

Benefits of reading Homestuck:

You unlock new kinds of shipping

Your sense of 'cringe' flies out the window

Everything is a reference (infinite serotonin for you)

You can like shitty stuff just for the fun of it

Downsides:

You are not allowed to speak of your interests to anyone ever

You can never get rid of the Homestuck

Neutral shit:

You will uncover several mental illnesses in yourself you were previously unaware of

EDIT: Absolutely insane work that this is my most popular post on Tumblr. It's still getting notes for some reason? I'm not mad in fact I'm really happy about this but man

[mituna-captorr]

God bless

[chrispineofficial]

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

[radiation-detector-official]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

does it have to involve radiation

[etrofarron]

I'm cooked. You've already engraved yourself permanently into my heart, and because of that, I know nothing but pain. I crave your love, your touch, your warmth. And you will give me those if I ask, but you won't give yourself fully to me. We both agreed we wanted to stay casual, and I've already broken my promise. Now all I can do is be painfully torn apart with each kiss, with each glance. I don't want to lose you from my life, but I'm afraid that I'll have to shut you out in order to maintain my sanity. You pull me close and call me yours, but then you offer me a platonic date for Valentine's Day. I know you do genuinely care for me, but as your friend. Telling you my feelings would ruin everything, yet the tiniest spark of hope exists. You are cruel, but no matter what I want you.

[everythingfox]

Catnip dealer

[themeaninglessjumble]

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[foone]

The most annoying thing with ADHD impulsiveness is when you finally have motivation to do something and then it turns out you can't.

Like, I just went "I'M GONNA MAKE SOME FUCKING MUFFINS" and I was preheating the oven and then WHOOPS I'm out of vegetable oil.

I can run to the store or have it delivered, but both of those are likely to take so long that by the time I get my veggie oil, I'll have lost the motivation to bake.

[foone]

Look one of the most overlooked symptoms of ADHD is time blindness, and with it there's only three times:

The past (poorly remembered)

Right the fuck now (the only time that is real. Finally, for the first time, you are awake)

The future (may never come. Do not trust. Next week might as well be "in a billion years after the sun goes cold")

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

[hopeful-weirdo]

Wow I don’t understand math at all

[freinhardt56]

‘if you have a baby after 35, the chance of deformities goes up by 100%’ is a line I hear alot.

It goes up from .5% to 1%

[fandomlockedfan]

I think my brain just stopped working

[authorgirl1111]

100% is just another way of saying twice more likely. So 100% more basically means multiply the number you do have by 2.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Imagine how many woman are scared to have kids because of that statistic

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is why I took stats instead of calc. Because I don’t build engineer bridges in my everyday life but I sure do read studies that affect how I might live my life if I misinterpret them.

[bogleech]

I’m terrible at numbers and math but I knew this and I really take it for granted. The average person definitely assumes, quite understandably, that “600% INCREASE!!!” must always mean a whole lot even if it literally only means that one of something is now six of something. Politicians probably take a shitload of advantage of this confusion.

[hexmaniacmareen]

just remember that increased BY and increased TO are very different things.

[bogleech]

Oh god I didn’t even think about that whole other layer of confusion. Yeah if you’ve got 100 people and one of them is sick, that’s 1% of them who are sick, so if it “increased BY 100%” then that means now two people are sick. If it’s “increased TO 100%” then all 100 people are sick.

[silly-jellyghoty]

Reblogging again for that last addition.

[taikeero-lecoredier]

Inactive Twitter accounts will be deleted

So like I understand the need to free up usernames that were taken and then never used again, but what about accounts of people who died ?

Its unclear if the criteria for an inactive account’s deletion is both “No log in for years AND zero tweets made by the account as a whole,aka empty accounts”

It could very well be “No login for years and zero tweets made during this inactivity”

Which would sucks cuz theres a lot of cool stuff made from accounts who are inactive, and again, all that some families have left from their deceased loved ones is an inactive twitter account.

Back in 2019,this concern was brought up, and Twitter said they wouldnt delete accounts to free up names without making it possible to memorialize accounts of a deceased person first.

Now, Under Elon, i dont know if it will be made.

So if you know an inactive account you really loved.. make sure to save its tweets into the wayback machine, take screenshots, etc.

Just in case.

Also they dont even specify how many years. We’re left in total darkness regarding questions we have.

Also im encouraging you to please REBLOG as to further warn people.

[coldtofire]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJsMrwMo/

[ladylike-foxes]

[wickedwonderlandd]

WERK👏BITCH👏

[dead-james-potter-deactivated20]

reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

[badjokesbyjeff]

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

[positivelycarey]

Jeff this is not a bad joke

[joyflameball]

Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy

[badjokesbyjeff]

I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality

[lackofcreativitywillkillme]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

[c-again]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

this show broke my brain and now it’s your turn

[feels-by-the-foot]

I honestly don’t care how many times I reblog it

peepo makes me lose my fucking shit

[arguablysomaya]

hmmm. not to be a communist on main but you deserve more than just necessities actually

[heccingfriccface]

I’m no scholar, but isn’t that the opposite of communism?

[arguablysomaya]

nah. im tired of leftists who are basically just social democrats in fancy hats saying people should have “basic necessities” and never talking about anything beyond that. of course housing, medicare, and food should be free. but so should higher education, public transportation, and clothes. money as a concept is holding us back. thats why this sentiment is communist- its advocating for a classless, stateless, moneyless society where workers are not just guarenteed the basics, but also the opportunities for even more.

[bisco]

I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]