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Iconic that Third Person took the sci-fi/fantasy staple of “don’t question the weird power source” to its logical conclusion, “everyone is fundamentally incapable of questioning the weird power source”

Need a baddie to fuck all the foul evil thoughts out of me, but everybody nowadays got tummy troubles. Woe is unto me.

There are all sorts of things I want to do.

Fun stuff, goals, important stuff.

But I mostly lay in bed thinking about how bad I wanna do those things.

Sometimes I get up and do them but it’s not me anymore it’s someone else- so I do not get the benefit of doing said thing.

baking-potato-27

Thank you Wolfram|Alpha, this is the worst unit of length I’ve ever seen

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

#somnitechnology

clonepa

beautiful 2nd life woman on this junk truck

april

no im fine im just imagining a world where advances in technology were pushed by collaboration for the betterment of the world instead of driven by competition for increasing profits

rebirthresource

i have been in mourning since i was 12

its-funnytwittertweets

errorschacha

You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

Find your representatives. Learn how to find and connect with them. Stay informed about their bills, committees, and contributions.

magebird

"Hello, my name is _______ and I am a constituent from _______. My address is ________.

I am reaching out today to urge Representative ______ to call for the impeachment of President Trump due to his refusal to comply with the Supreme Court's April 10th decision regarding Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was unlawfully deported and has been charged with no crime. As Justice Sotomayor stated, this inaction implies the government's ability to 'deport and incarcerate any person, including U.S. citizens, without legal consequence, so long as it does so before a court can intervene.' This precedent is unconstitutional, highly illegal, and grounds for impeachment. Every individual, regardless of immigration status, must be guaranteed a right to due process.

Representative _____, I urge you to stand on the right side of history today by calling for President Trump's impeachment. This administration can not be allowed to continue unilaterally defying the checks and balances that are intrinsic to our government."

You can also find your representative and senators and their phone numbers on https://5calls.org/

Please don't be afraid of calling. Your job would just be to be a data point, not to sound perfect. Here's some info on why calling is effective.

I was born in San Diego In 1992.

The childcare facility I attended screened me for autism and put me in advanced programs.

My parents freaked the fuck out, drove across the country to enroll me in the poorest funded school in a white area they could find.

I don’t know if they were enraged or scared that I was getting special education.

My parents grew up hungry and poor. I think they panicked when they realized having kids was about more than feeding and housing.

After we moved I cried every day and asked to go back to my old school. There were adults there who actually listened to me.

My parents were insulted that I wasn’t grateful and I think my mom’s mind broke. She begged my dad to make me stop crying. My dad took over everything for a while I remember she would just lay in bed and would make dinner at night and fold laundry but she stopped looking at me. Everything else went through my dad. All he did was yell at me for crying and when that didn’t work he pulled out the belt. I remember several times trying to run away.

Nothing worked for a long time. I remember telling other kids I was gonna kill myself. I rember laughing at a kid whose parents had died. I started bullying other kids.

I struggled in southern schools and had severe discipline problems.

I think at some point my dad’s grandma died and he got sad or something and he stopped being mean for a year or two. I remember him crying but I didn’t have tears anymore. I think seeing him cry disgusted me and I just stopped caring.

For 30 years I kept it all in.

I have been working towards my better life.

Adulthood will always involve grief and it’s my duty to myself to process it . I just didn’t realize grieving was going to catapult me into the worst years of my early childhood.

But it’s time . My brain and body are telling me it’s finally time for me to grieve my childhood.

This is a really sad story but it’s actually a good,natural healing thing. Don’t feel bad for me. I want a life full of joy. I promise I’m not wallowing in sadness. It means I am alive and growing. I just want better for kids today.

We need programs for kids that help when the parents aren’t emotionally equipped.

I want to live in a softer world

#vent post #autism #childhood #inner child #tw abuse #tw emotional abuse

domestic-maniac

Wait...

2014

Was 11 years ago?

What the fuck?

eudylady

Be careful getting old can be scary if you don’t live in the present

its-funnytwittertweets

enne-theos

prostate orgasms? yeah you would you fuckin tankie

radio-jupotter

we need transsexual only swimming pools

radio-jupotter

i need to host a big pool party for all my trans friends so we can go swimming together and not have to worry about people judging our nude bodies

curioscurio

also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see

mephostophilus

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

hello

(ink: diamine oxblood)

b33-girl-antennae

DRACULA IN 1897: my revenge is just begun! i spread it over centuries, and time is on my side. your girls that you all love are mine already; and through them you and others shall yet be mine—my creatures, to do my bidding and to be my jackals when I want to feed.

DRACULA IN 1997: what is a man? [FLINGS WINE GLASS] a miserable little pile of secrets. but enough talk—have at you!

DRACULA NOW: i'm moving different. this shit ain't nothin' to me, man. i'm a dog. i'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. we smokin' symbiotes. smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian furburger deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush. smokin' dung beetle. i'm on 12 vicodins smokin' Scooby-Doo dick.