She hid jellyfish in the ocean

my blogging is middling and my special interests are unbecoming and passé

[echothescuglat]

three week speedrun holds the world record in a specific category in celeste

guess. go on, you won’t

uh. lllongest? idk man what is it

[polkadotsunshine]

oh i'm friends with that runner. it's 100% low grab, meaning she minimized the number of grabs needed to beat the game with 100%

[euniversecat]

oh wow I'm on my own dash

[euniversecat]

shoutouts to the guy in high school who I came out to three times and he just,, didn't get the message

at one point after that he asked why I was wearing more feminine clothing and I just. looked at him. and probably swore? like at this point most of my classmates were calling me by a different name and pronouns. and I was just like, fuck it, if you can't use your ears when I actually tell you I cannot help you, daniel

eventually he figured it out on his own and apologized, he was never transphobic, just a complete dumbass

[solstacoded]

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[solstacoded]

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[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[herpsandbirds]

Cerulean Warbler (Setophaga cerulea), family Parulidae, order Passeriformes, MI, USA

photograph by Jim Meissner

[crabfisher]

slowing intuiting the rules and goals of solitaire through trial and error on what the computer does and does not let me do rather than looking up the rules because it's a much funnier way to learn

[crabfisher]

just learned you can move cards between stacks. how lovely

[crabfisher]

i did it.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Yay!

What have you learned about how solitaire works?

[crabfisher]

FIRST RULE OF SOLITAIRE: aces are useless. put them on the top right. SECOND RUE OF SOLITAIRE: two's are about as useless as aces. discard them to the ace pile as soon as possible THIRD RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's hard. FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's really hard; FIFTH RUlE OF SOLITAIRE: you need to make the cards count down. But watch out. You must Alternate The Colours FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make if you already have a red king and only have one more spot to add a king do not add another red king. You will lose. SIXTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make sure to do every possible move with cards already on the board before adding cards from your draw pile. You WILL screw yourself over SEVENTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: good luck. Don't forget to beyourself and have fun

[crabfisher]

I don'te. Know

[bogwitch-extraordinaire]

I feel like it's important for the uninitiated to know that OP is playing solitaire on neopets

[herpsandbirds]

Zagrosian Lizard (Timon princeps), male, family Lacertidae, found in the Zagros mountains of Iran, SE Turkey, NE Syria and Northern Iraq

Photograph by Peter Chripko

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[messygoku]

[messygoku]

ya empezaron con "memes that transcend languages" cuando son palabras obvias

[deepseecreature]

anglofonos cuando reconocen cognados:

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[markscherz]

Graced by Geckolepis typica from Madagascar. I love that they’re quite round creatures and then they have these dainty little toes. Also, their scales are full bone and both scale and skin come off when they get grabbed, which is…unpleasant. Consequently, catching these geckos for research without damaging them requires special techniques. 19th century researchers used bundles of cotton wool, but I imagine this wasn’t very effective, because cotton still has a lot of friction and the friction would pull the skin and scales off. In my (quite extensive) experience, the best technique is to carefully and quickly flick the geckos from their tree trunk or branch into an open dry plastic bag using a finger or stick.

[brickylittle]

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

[perfect-immortal-machinegirl]

I think it was bad actually for Morpheus to try to wake up Neo. He should’ve let Neo figure it out on his own, really none of Morpheus’s business. It’s kind of problematic to make jokes about waking up from the Matrix, it pressures Matrix-aware men to wake up when maybe they don’t want to.

[villainessbian]

[violentoffender]

we should have the ability to snipe each other on here

[cyle]

literal pvp mode on tumblr with game mechanics came up several times, but we wanted to stay positive

[violentoffender]

staff’s gonna get us all in four days

[staff]

we fucked up

[qwantzfeed]

all these people t-rex mentions are dinosaurs.  and i’m sorry to all the john wick fans out there who are now realizing that their favourite murder guy could’ve been way better if he was a DINOSAUR

[thebelfry]

Hi, I’m here to propose that A.A. Milne’s distinctive syntax in the Winnie-the-Pooh books is a major origin of modern Capital Letters Used For Emphasis On The Internet. Observe:

(in which Pooh wryly self-deprecates)

(in which Eeyore masters modern sarcasm)

(in which Eeyore is vagueblogging)

(in which Owl says something i would absolutely type in the YOOL 2017)

(In which Eeyore continues to be a shining example to us all)

(in which Pooh describes a Big Mood)

(in which Piglet has a Relatable Experience)

I could go on, but you can read the books and find your own. It’s a weirdly modern-feeling layer to an old, thoroughly enjoyable story and most of the original Pooh books are online for free. I cited from this online text upload of the book. Enjoy!

[gothiccharmschool]

I have used Pooh Case for emphasis my entire life..