Trials And Tribulations In 97 Acts

Jessica (she/her) 30s

[talahui]

first family of montréal

[we-rule-the-kingdom-inside]

computer zoom enhance on the funniest possible +1 at the montreal victoire walter cup pool party

hi jessie eldridge of the boston fleet

like I get it. what was she gonna do. stay in ottawa with bourbs to do sad pathetic loser lesbian things with clarky? no that's kayle osborne's job

[evanbuckleysarms]

Happy Paralives early access release day ❤️❤️❤️

[geminipdf]

me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion

[drtrinitysantos]

[evanbuckleysarms]

I fear Off-Campus has entranced me

[texasbama]

HALLE BAILEY AND REGÉ-JEAN PAGE YOU, ME & TUSCANY (2026)

[soulakuarian]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[buckslasagna]

New Girl S06E15 - Glue

[pussyhoundspock]

while u all know to me clark kent smallville is a kinsey 6 homosexual you maybe don't know i think he's the only one like i think pretty much all other clark's are straight or bisexual and i think he finds this out at the big multiverse meeting like talking about how hard it is that he doesn't want to fuck his hot girlfriend and not being attracted to women but forced to have so much sex with them and all the other supermen are like um no yeah i do like personally for myself no hate only love personally for myself i love eating pussy. yeah women are extremely attractive and then they can see he's starting to freak out so a few of them are like but you know men are great too! and birthright superman is like yeah i mean i mostly prefer men and 2025 superman is like lois pegs me which isn't the same thing but he thinks it might help. which it doesn't. and gay clark kent smallville is like oh my god even among all the other supermen in the multiverse im completely alone and a freak next thing i know you guys are going to tell me you weren't friends with lex luthor and 2025 superman is like LEX??? and current run superman is like i mean yeah sure i let him hit sometimes (shrug) and birthright superman is like the way our friendship in high school fell apart is my greatest regret. and gay clark is like oh wow at least there's that he was so much cooler and older i never understood why he'd want to waste his time with a high school kid like me and then all the supermen are like wait what. and clark's like um we met when i was in high school? and they're like and he was too right? and clark's like no he was CEO of lexcorps and they're like wait so how old and gay clark's like im not sure i should answer that and theyre all like gay clark how old was he!! and gay clark is like im MORE than just gay clark and then 2025 superman is like yeah you're also statuatory in progress clark and then he's like darn it sorry that wasn't very nice and gay clark is like (crossing his arms) i dont have to listen to this. my wife is waiting for me on the other side of the portal. and then while all the other supermen are mouthing things like wife? wasn't he gay? he jumps back through. and tells lois that they'll have to reschedule they're monthly two minute missionary because he thinks the trip did something to his body.

[boitterfly]

[mstgsmy66]

[boitterfly]

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[odd-birdie]

i think about hilary knight's boston blades fuckboy lesbian era all the time. it's still crazy to me she wasn't even out at that point.

in addition to the fact that hil had aged like fine wine, if i didn't know that the blades are a DEFUNCT hockey team you could convince me this was 2023 knighter.

[stydixa]

SCARY MOVIE (2000) Dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans

[punksalmons]

the epic high and lows of 911 is that they had a lockdown perfectly directed genuinely full of suspense immaculate vibes all characters are involved and then they fall down the stairs and eddie getting stabbed didn't lead to anything, and there's another time skip and happy montage, and no deep exploration of how buck decided to foster theo. please can you stop falling down stairs.