what’s a girl to do on a lonely night in montreal?

ash || they/them || i'm boobs and hair and talk and a hell of a sword hand. if you even care.

[f15hface]

I don’t think I’ll be over it until worlds. Or ever.

[snoopysvictoire]

MPP and her honorary doctorate is something that can be so personal. that’s dr captain clutch to you

[girlknots]

[butchorder]

Butch & Butch Bait, Manchester, 2026

[butch4allconfessions]

“pillow princesses are just greedy” IS HER GASPING FOR YOU AND SCRATCHING AT YOU AND TAKING YOU LIKE A GODDESS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU YOU BASTARD. ILY PILLOW PRINCESSES I WILL DEFEND YOUR HONOUR UNTIL I BREATHE MY LAST

[kinardnatural]

Do you ever think about Evan Buckley and the love of his life Tommy Kinard?

[caspercryptid]

I would actually go as far as to say that MOST abuse is unintentional. I think most people will go through their lives without ever experiencing intentional abuse. People are abusive because they're selfish, because they're stressed, because they care more about what society thinks they should do than the impacts of their actions on their children and partners, because they think what they're doing is correct, because they've made it make sense in their own heads, because they think they can fix their victims, they think they can fix their relationships, they think they can stop you from leaving, they think they can make you a better partner to them, they think that means you need to do what they want. We've sort of constructed mental illness in a way that doing this shit to other people counts as a form of mental illness because it is anti social behavior in the literal sense— it is behavior that causes social harm.

I don't say any of this to excuse it. I think everyone needs to be more aware of this because if you think abuse has to be intentional you will never realize you are capable of abusive behavior. You will never realize you are being shitty to the people you love, because YOU know what you mean, YOU know you don't mean any harm. But you're doing harm. You need to pay attention to the impact you have on other people, and you need to do it all the time, Especially when you feel least capable of doing so. Sorry! You live in a society. Get your head out of your ass.

[goth-queen]

[jacksally]

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[sexcondo]

ilya fucking shane so hard from behind that all he can do is press his face further into the pillow and mumble “baby…” over and over again

[allsadnshit]

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

[alittleorchidinsideofhim]

“Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother!”

The Montreal girl in question:

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[seaphine]

isn't it funny how we all wanted to be professionals with degrees and high paying jobs but now we just want slow mornings, good coffee and a regulated nervous system.

[cuppydogshane]

i also am thinking once again of shane on his back getting his ass fucked with just ilyas thumb in his front hole and the rest of his hand giving his t dick nice deep pressure. literally Yay

[louisegluckpdf]

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

[louisegluckpdf]

for reference.

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo