what’s a girl to do on a lonely night in montreal?

ash || they/them || i'm boobs and hair and talk and a hell of a sword hand. if you even care.

[7dmom]

There should be cigarettes made from night time

[fleabagsversion]

Slightly disappointed that this particular moment wasn’t in the show. Shane kissing the tips of his fingers and touching them to the screen for Ilya😭😭 I would have died if Hudson had done it in the show

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

shane’s so fucking brave, man. where the fuck would they be if shane weren’t so full of courage

[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[wyatthazy]

shane: 🩷🥰😍💕🫃

[shanesbeautifulmind]

shane hollander is such a fucking baller actually. becomes a hockey legend straight out of the cradle. gets plowed on the regular by the other best hockey player in the league. decides to try women for a change. immediately bags an s-tier bitch. goes hm. nah. turns around and aggressively pursues his situationship. makes it official within hours. he wants only the best and gets what he fucking wants

ignore the torment nexus this is not about her

[hottypeclub]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[doechiimp3]

Shane and ilya playing video game hockey as each other

[mvlderfox]

"how'd you get this?" shane asked quietly. "i found out the photographer's name and his email. i asked if he still had those. he sent me some and that one was my favorite." "it never occurred to me that these existed." shane said. "i've always wondered."

[forthegothicheroine]

I empathize with Mary Bennet but not in the flattering nerdy girl way, in the 'having failed to be popular as a teenager, I decided I was smarter and more moral and artistic then everyone anyway, and had a reflexive snobbishness that probably made me insufferable even to those who might have been sympathetic' way. Thankfully my future life and marriage wasn't determined by who I was at 15.

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya is all about the jiggle physics when it comes to sex and luckily Shane’s got bouncing ass + tits AND a dick that bobs like a buoy in the ocean

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet