there's no post about politics that I could write that hasn't already been said better by the onion
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@even-odd
there's no post about politics that I could write that hasn't already been said better by the onion
big fan of situations where nobody gets hurtĀ
when british people are alone theyāre like fuck i can finally drop this ridiculous accent
ibuprofen is the only real feminist ally
Responding to a pandemic in the worldās wealthiest and most powerful nation:
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOUāRE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE IāM COMPLETELY CONFUSED
The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.
It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain thatās ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Futureā¢ļø.
WODJSKXNSIJXSKD
I beg your pardon
spotify? really?
Me irl
So do seahorses read fpreg.
Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?
Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno Iām just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro
I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue
thinking about the tweet i saw that was like if i donāt get what i want for christmas iām gonna come out and ruin everyone everyoneās day
Frog.
whatever [dons my gay apparel]
here is something you ought to know. if your cat sleeps with you in bed, theres a chance she may stretch her paw out very near your face while she sleeps. its so importsnt (very) that you place a kiss upon the little tiny paw of hers so that she will dream she is the pope and you are kjssing her ring.