Rambles of Eve R Green.

Hi im Eve R Green!(She/her) welcome to my blog! Im 31, Trans mtf, bi and poly. I'm an artist and poet and a photographer. At home in Southern California.

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Incorrect Quotes for Dai-Nē

Rodney: Hey, Tursanay, how are you doing?

Tursanay: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.

Rodney: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good!

Tursanay: Yup!

Rodney: I lost my phone and my cat died.

Tursanay: Hey, not bad compared to last week.

Rodney: I know right!

Keir: Are they okay?

Ilarys: I don’t think they are.

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Keir: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.

Ilarys: Thank god.

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Tursanay: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Amara: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.

Tursanay: You have to teach Badir how to drive.

Amara: ...put the band-aid back on.

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Keir: Can I bother you for a second?

Ilarys: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Keir: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.

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Keir: I love hearing Ilarys shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

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Keir: Good morning!

Ilarys: Bold statement.

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Soren: We need to distract these guys.

Tursanay: Leave it to me.

Tursanay: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Keir & Ilarys: *immediately begin arguing*

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Soren: Oh shoot!

Soren: Excuse my vulgarity.

Keir: I’ll let it slide.

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Ilarys: We all have our demons.

Ilarys, grabbing Keir: This one’s mine.

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Ilarys: Hi, I'm Keir's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?

Ilarys: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

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Ilarys: Keir, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Keir: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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Tryn: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.

Ilarys: Sounds fake but ok.

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Badir: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Ilarys.

Tursanay, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Badir: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Tursanay: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Badir: You wanted fake blood?

Tursanay:

Badir: I’ll go call Ilarys.

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Tursanay: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Ilarys, turning to Keir: How tall are you?

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Soren, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!

Tursanay, flipping through a cookbook as fast as they can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

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Ilarys: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Keir: Awww, no, you haven't!

Ilarys: So why do you keep cooking?

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Badir: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Ilarys: We’re not friends.

Badir, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

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Keir: Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?

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These are golden🤣

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Liera the Journalist new style thanks to @xxinksxx for the recommendation.

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Jolly Molly stalks the halls of the Hollowburg House. Hunting the Survivors so they too may serve the House. Once a normal young woman the House's dark desires corrupted her into this twisted form.

Survivors say you can hear giggling as she approaches. A few Survivors who managed to escape report when she sees you she starts laughing maniacally as she stalks you through the halls and rooms.

-exert from Jefferson's journal.

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A resident of the hollowburg house. Molly was 23 when she moved into the hollowburg house. Desperate for housing in the city she was moving to for work she ended up on this cheap fixeruper in the suburbs. She did find it odd when the realtor wouldn't go into the property but it seemed like a good 2 bedroom house as she wander the halls. The House let her go that day, a few weeks later she returned to the house to stay and the House never let her go again.

Twisted by the House's dark desires Jolly Molly now stalks the endless shifting halls and rooms of the house. Stalking the uninitiated and 1 by 1 capturing them so they too may be of service to the House.

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I drew me♡♡

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We be learning in this house! I'm taking character design class and am learning so much. Spent all day sketching this out and feel so accomplished.

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

[teathattast]

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

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Art dump

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Art dump

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A little life drawing while waiting at the Dr's.

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Finished this piece today. I'm in love with how it came out.

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My friend gave me the idea for this sweater version of my art...

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Horror art dump! Turning this old tumblr into an art account. Let's see if there is still a community here!

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[feralrookie]

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

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For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

[captainlordauditor]

And no, it is not a rickroll

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

...i'll go check that link