things. just things

🏳️‍🌈 she/her. - obsesa de la música que no se calla nunca. hablo mucho. y muy rápido. no quiero saber nada de vuestra transfobia de mierda, gracias. lodeltdah.

[hypokeimena]

i love long distance / online friendship specifically. very much. like there are... patterns and ways that distance creates bubbles of understanding and knowledge and intimacy... wanna be able to tell when you're on your way to work because you backread on your commute and i see you in my notifs. 2 of my friends put their feet in the opposite sides of the atlantic ocean on a phone call once. love getting people's flight numbers so i can see on the tracker that they're delayed on tarmac and text them to cheer em up. love a shared playlist love a spotify jam love streaming. getting a goodnight message while you're making lunch and knowing how time is passing for someone halfway around the world... love making dinner and getting ":V :V :V" reactions in the chat and having to figure out what dinner emoji to reply with. when you get to hear all the little things... you know? sometimes you are actually closer to someone when you are riding around in their pocket all day.

[romint-drake]

It's former Dropout president candidate and tobacco enthusiast

[badwolfbadwolf]

I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.

[leeshajoy]

There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.

[randomslasher]

The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage” 

[avalonlights]

How it feels to have curated your space in fandom

[lostxanadu]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[voyagers-stone]

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

[roxiotor]

adding to this that this works just as well if you're not that young and have actually done it before, but you're just generally scared, insecure because you don't remember well, etc.

they just won't care. this is their routine. they'll talk/walk you through it. don't be scared of asking.

[sail-to-live]

[emrysmaerlyn]

Other people get to live like this...?

[bihexualandferal]

YES. IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. WE ARE THE ONES IN HELL.

[roxiotor]

literally illegal in Spain to contact employees outside of their work hours unless previously agreed upon or an actual objective emergency. companies can face huge fines if they have a habit of doing this and demading any type of response outside of working hours from their employees

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[syzygy-yzygy]

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

[mysteryshack324-deactivated2024]

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

[strawberry-crocodile]

personally? i enjoy being a fan of characters who have done Wrong. i like when a character is not a perfect victim, has hurt people, has transgressed, has done bad things. sometimes its nice to feel the sting yknow? and to recognize that a character is not a flawless perfect victim, but is deserving of understanding and compassion anyway. a lot of people in fandom refuse to let go of moral absolutism and its... rough.

[strawberry-crocodile]

great now name a female character you feel this way about in the next 30 seconds or another hostage dies

[roxiotor]

this made me think of veronica mars. there are many things I love about veronica as an actually relatable character (tiny details, like her always wearing the same bag to school, or repeating outfits often, like normal teenagers in high school would, for example), but the one thing I'll never forget is the episode in which another student accuses her favourite teacher of sexual abuse.

veronica, who usually stands with victims, and usually rationally understands why it is the right thing to do, is incapable of imagining that her favourite teacher, the super nice one she gets along so well with, would be capable of such a thing. and through the entire episode, you, as the audience, see the whole thing coming. you know she's fucking up. you know she's not believing the victim because this time the accused is her friend. you know she shouldn't. you know she's wrong. and there's no excusing the fact afterwards, once the truth comes out. she fucked up. and that doesn't make her the worst person, it doesn't make her a worse character. it makes her human.

not only that, she knows she fucked up.

... and I love the show for showing that truth. cause the best people do fuck up. undeniably and irreparably so. and they learn and grow and move on. they have to learn to live with their fuckups.

[ralfmaximus]

Whistleblower on Reddit rage-blogs about how the food delivery company he worked for as a developer is ripping customers AND drivers off.

Main post screenshotted here in case it gets yanked; the whole thread is worth a read.

Posted January 2026.

[commonzinnia]

yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶

[cinnabaexoxo]

If anyone is wondering where we are on a scale of 1 to fucked, Weird Al Yankovic just did a full cover of Rage Against the Machine - Killing In the Name

In this man's 46 year long career, through everything, he has NEVER spoken about politics. He has NEVER spoken harshly to anyone. He has NEVER performed songs with heavy swearing or forceful lyrics. This man guest starred on My Little Pony as "Cheese Sandwich," the only other party pony as fun as Pinkie Pie!

When THIS man stops laughing, we are in trouble.

[aleprouswitch]

Seeing Weird Al screaming "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME" with his whole chest, zero comedy, really is like seeing the nicest person you know finally snap because everything around him is so fucked up and horrible. I've always respected Weird Al as an artist and as a person, and this has only upped my respect for him.

[mombinaryjew]

^This exactly!^

[crabussy]

holy shit I just discovered this crazy technique for being right almost all of the time it's called "double checking something before boldly stating it as if it were fact" this could be the next big thing. this could be the song of the summer

[gaytanic-panic]

[luci1314]

Me: *messes up 5 genders, 3 word orders and 4 conjugations*

Speaking Partner: Dein Deutsch ist richtig gut!

[linguistness]

Plot twist: we're both native speakers

[roxiotor]

being a native german speaker comes with the neverending experience of starting a sentence with too many concatenated verbs by mistake and then looking like an idiot having to order and conjugate them at the end

... hätten.. wissen... können?

[peachdoxie]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

[electrictopaper]

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[wifegideonnav]

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Hey.

Yeah you- the person reading this. Stop scrolling for a second.

You’re going to be okay. You have to believe that. It might take a long time and who knows how much work, but you’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

[bihexualandferal]

If you had posted this a month ago, I would’ve gone on a huge angry rant on why this is a meaningless performative platitude and total bullshit.

But then I got a cat 3 weeks ago, and suddenly life isn’t fucking terrible anymore. Getting an animal companion has fixed my life in many ways I had never anticipated. And now I have the courage to try and fix the rest. Maybe I will be okay.

Maybe only some people are gonna be okay tho. You don’t know if everyone reading this is gonna be okay. But we can only hope.

[roxiotor]

just here to say, a cat saved my life, too.

so, just in case it helps with the next steps to come, I hope you'll allow me to present: bizcocho 5 years ago, when I was not able to leave my bed for more than half an hour a day, vs bizcocho now, pretty proud of himself for bringing us this far

[bihexualandferal]

Oh we sharing pictures now??? Omg I love your little Bizcocho!!!! What a cute kitty and a cute name!!! Now, I present Vanilla Bean in all her calico glory:

(No kitten pictures unfortunately, since I just adopted her as an almost 2 year old cat.)

[roxiotor]

I will never not reblog cat pictures, cause LOOK AT HER, SHE'S AMAZING 🥹🖤