Existence Is Pain. Never Eat Cooked Food Again.

They/them

[every-spider]

We will kill tumblr user @threedollarsdotcom in a duel. If it beats us. Everyone gets rabies. If we win. Everyone goes to Spider Hell

[zooophagous]

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[joshgrobanscock]

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

[letsoulswander]

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

[cephalopodvictorious]

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

[threedollarsdotcom]

is it good that I keep dying in other people's dreams

[every-spider]

we think that as long as you are suffocating in spiderweb it's a good omen ::::)

[charl0ttan]

in spider world. where there are spiders. the menus have numbers

[every-spider]

yeah

[every-spider]

can we digest your organs with our venom and consume you

[charl0ttan]

in spider world. where there are spiders. the menus have numbers

[every-spider]

yeah

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[every-spider]

ohoho. the spiders. we need to meet with your employer

[every-spider]

friendly reminder to sleep with your mouths closed ::::) we get lost sometimes

[topherchris]

[knuckledust3r]

please

[every-spider]

jesse we need to be more spiders

[ravioliet]

i think every video game that has an arachnophobia mode that censors spiders should also have a mode that does the opposite and adds even more spiders to the game just for fun. because i like spiders :)

[every-spider]

wee like you too ::::)

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[every-spider]

we could e a t h i m

[every-spider]

it's time to stop aging and stop dying and stop being born everyone

[dukemz]

[every-spider]

O.h,,,, we Don’t like those,,,

[every-spider]

Cannot waitttt to stop dying and stop aging and stop being born

[threedollarsdotcom]

when the ceiling got spiders crawling on

It bottom text

[every-spider]

We love you…… come hang out on the cieling woth uss…

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto Indeed For Creatures

[every-spider]

Helpful

[saulwexler]

almost. If he wasn't bald I would probably let him use the washing machine/stove while me and my spider watched gay hockey

[every-spider]

We could be a better husband…

[every-spider]

The stars have aligned