real or not real?

Vanessa 21. The Hunger Games. The Mortal Instruments. The Walking Dead. Zombies. Marina and the Diamonds. Lana del Rey. Charli XCX. Daft Punk. Sloths.

[gaelgarcia]

I want to make babies with her. Think of them, great big monsters. They’d conquer the world.

[champgn]

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

[darkestnighthour]

When you finally drop that toxic friend

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Let’s bring this mess back. ❤

[poor-old-faggot]

[localstarboy]

Nahhh they actually made 2016 into a horror movie LOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

[with-practice]

LMFAOOOOO

[neo-soulless]

BYE

[bangkokbunny-deactivated2017011]

GOD

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sirewordplayj-deactivated202408]

All heroes don’t wear capes…

[onlyblackgirl]

The real MVP.

[whateveriblogis]

he has lotion 😩 bless him

[nautilus-shell-deactivated20260]

Ride to heaven

[babyfairy]

bye i love uber drivers like this they’re always so nice

[so-pale-girl]

[foodffs]

I’ve waited for three months to reblog this

[animatedtext]

[sonypraystation]

my favorite part of capitalism is the slippery slope of knock off cereal branding devolving from catchy, colorful names to literal descriptions of what’s inside the box

when youre describing your product as ‘spheres’ youve reached critical mass

[moral-autism]

No, this is great. Product labels focused more on explaining what the product is than on branding are good. I sure wouldn’t have guessed that some small circular cereal would contain lots of oats if they weren’t called “Fruity Oat Rounds” unless I specifically went around looking for oat-rich cereals.

Also, store brands are great. They’re typically cheaper than name-brand goods without a significant corresponding drop in quality. Maybe they hire fewer branding consultants and run fewer ad campaigns and that’s why they’re cheaper? IDK.

[nuclearspaceheater]

It would all be worth it just for the global running joke of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! knock-offs.

Still waiting for someone to put out “Butter With Chinese Characteristics.“

[porousizzy-deactivated20170331]

Memories of Butter

[harryisntstraight]

when u realise the reason u fixate on the relationships of celebrities or fictional characters is because ur using them to distract yourself from your own incapability to create meaningful bonds with others and as a way to fill the void that a lack of real human relationships leaves you with

[jumex]

[skygenders]

“Nothing will change if Trump or Hillary wins. It doesn’t matter”

The Global Market:

[chrissongzzz]

[illumahottie]

I AM SHOOK

[thottiebynature]

Yo, this deserves a fucking Oscar.

[looneytoonz242]

This was good af..

[blackmalehair]

This is better than Taken 7

[marqweabyss]

Wow. 1. I never knew snakes love together like that. 2. I’m happy that lizard got away

[onlyblackgirl]

this was better than X Men Apocalypse

[antisjwguru]

what is with all these iconic nature dramas all of a sudden

[onlyblackgirl]

Idk but I love them. I was on the edge of my bed screaming. “RUN LIZARD RUN!”

[ratio-ratio]

Jaw was dropped the whole time

[galacticspacemermaid]

@mawuu

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

Ralph & Russo Couture Autumn/Winter 2016

[ferrisbueller]

11,000 fucking adults really woke their asses up, got dressed, travelled to a polling location, stood in line, and voted for fucking harambe.

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole