Alohomora

Trust me. It'll be worth it.

[palmer]

I’m weird first and hot second. If you think I’m hot but you don’t acknowledge my weirdness then you’re missing the most basic thing about me.

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

calamity jane in film:

calamity jane irl:

amelia earhart in film:

amelia earhart irl:

[overpoweredbyfunk-deactivated20]

It's the erasure of butch women for me

[strickenstud]

[huffylemon]

oh wow, good to know

[sheep-venom]

based, fuck diet culture.

[cat-potatoes-deactivated20470604]

I keep seeing the word based and context suggests it's no longer an insult and I'm confused.

Also fuck diet culture.

[sunsetpan0rama]

if cat don’t want to be held like a baby then why baby sized

[nemnuong]

explain: why are titties so soft????

titties are near the heart so they are full of love

[everydayimchrissy]

#facts

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

...

No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She... she does

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly fine

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

i went on fandom wiki at some point and it wasnt working and i said huh. weird? told a friend about it and they went "oh yeah like almost every major website isn't working right now" and i was like huh. okay

[mrv3000]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm convinced no one actually believes in scientology and the entire cult is just an excuse for weird celebs and other generally powerful individuals to exploit and hurt people in private. please tell me i'm not insane and someone else has considered this

[normal-horoscopes]

The upper levels of scientology are essentially a pyramid scheme that is extremely good at dodging tax laws, there is an enormous profit motive for celebrities that join. They often get fast-tracked up the ranks into positions where they can more effectively extort the people below them.

Generally in the world of scientology, profit comes first. So while I wouldn't call sadism the main reason people join, you would likely be correct in saying that many of its celebrity adherents also just wanted to wield culty power over people.

[abra-ka-dammit]

[thepakdefect]

guess what today is gonna be. self love/care Sunday.

[grimeclown]

As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.

You’re a role model and a legend

[oscillatingdichotomy]

Separation of church & state

[lilacandladybugs]

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔

[the-blade]

whats the point of having a glass house if youre not throwing stones

[lilacandladybugs]

you know what nevermind that’s valid

[lacetulle]

Zuhair Murad | Spring/Summer 2020 Couture

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[gaypriori]

this feels like that section at the end of all of my school yearbooks that was like a chaos collage and chronicled the news and pop culture stories/trends of the year

[kevinallenblog]

this feels like the opposite of those posts that collect meditation gifs

[archae-heart-deactivated2021012]

autumn walks

[ruinedchildhood]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Alcohol tastes better when you are under age because the secret ingredient is crime.

[femalepopculture]

RIHANNA Savage X Fenty, April 2020