[famicom]

[spacemansam]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I JUST WITNESSED BY MY LIFE IS BETTER BECAUSE OF IT

[amateur]

[non-newtoniangenderfluid]

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[androgyne-angel]

[pygmeys]

mother mother: i am an eldrich being both full of power and incredibly vulnerable, i have been forever sick and cannot wait to die, the devil is my sugar daddy

me: ugh same

[radish-al]

Mother Mother has two modes:

1. “I’m gonna build a home in the wilds, abandon my earthly form and all my worries and commune with nature and my inner soul”

2. “I’m a real fuckin asshole my guy”

[everydayjamjar-blog]

Listening to soulja boy as i slip into a diabetic coma

[sixohthree]

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

[fierdin-deactivated20190505]

[everydayjamjar-blog]

Im pisces and that’s why I got a big sad face lol.

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

[seashellronan]

someone: *giving me very important instructions that i should be paying close attention to*

me immediately zoning out:

[dynatoxinc]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

[tielesiti-eftu]

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[lesbianskunkrat]

have my 104% error from last term to help you

[aw3zom3zauc3]

God I need this

[veyralis]

Oof, same, please universe bless me with the good grades

[aceofspades-lena]

Last time I reblogged this I got a message saying I finished the assessment 20 years before the deadline or something crazy like that lmao

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

I now have 104 points in bonus points in class…

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[yourfavehatesmogai]

Karkat from H*mestuck HATES mogai!

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

[woke-transmed]

sooo…. if people can identify as the fucking sun or a star or some shit, I can identify as cis, right?

[mydysphoriaventblog]

me: *cries because i wasnt born a boy*

also me: but??? what if?? im faking????? being trans??¿???¿¿