[bartfargo]

[drdougdouglass]

There's Nothing Great about the Taste of Hate.

[excalibelle]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[left-reminders]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[kvroko]

ASH KETCHUM + HIS ACHIEVEMENTS (1997 - 2022) WORLD CHAMPION AFTER 25 YEARS!

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[garethamm]

Don Draper's secret

[spacejunkgalaxies]

Disney films: Look! Representation!

Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Netflix, PBS, hell, even Disney Channel: Look! Representation!

[lavendersage]

oh to be a small mouse in a pastoral children’s novel who lives in a hollowed out tree stump and does nothing but collect dewdrops and sweep their doorstep with a feather

[othernotebooksareavailable]

and carve one strawberry into slices like it’s a ham

[lavendersage]

you get it

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Literally once a week I get mad that I'm not a Brambley Hedge mouse

[30-minute-memes]

Wholesome Sailor Moon’s creator

[cloudfreed]

This warms my heart because Sailor Moon is considered a classic and popular anime now and it’s still going strong! 

[kpfun]

#avoid social gatherings

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

[ladistark]

[the-daily-laugh]

[monaedroid]

JANELLE MONÁE x THE GRINCH

Halloween 2021

https://www.instagram.com/monaedroid/ 

[thetrashiestoftrash]

[patronizing-deactivated20250728]

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

[ifuc]

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

[hoenngarbage]

WOVIEJigowjxkeiaockwjzkgowozkfkwizjriwocckrkw

[imdressinguplikeacat]

[allthesepurplelights]

an american coming face to face with universal healthcare

[labelleizzy]

This right here, is exactly why propaganda in the United States fights to convince people that universal healthcare is shitty. Because if Americans legitimately realized how good universal health Care would be for them, they’d stop letting all the healthcare companies rake in billions of dollars in profit every damn year

[dog-girl-fag]

If I do something good because it makes me feel like a good person, is that technically selfish?

no, only if you're choosing to make others suffer to make yourself feel good

enjoying making other people happy is a great thing

[oudenonoma]

There is a Jewish story about a wealthy man who came to his rabbi and said “I have decided to build an orphanage, can you put me in touch with the relevant people”  

The rabbi was delighted to do it, and introduced the man to some charities.  After a few weeks, the man came back to the rabbi.

“I have decided not to build the orphanage,” he said.  “I realised that I was only doing it because I wanted to be admired as a philanthropist, my motives were selfish.”

The rabbi answered, “do you think the orphans will care what your motives were?  Build the orphanage!”

[lady-feral]

this... makes a very good point.

[heroofthreefaces]

According to ongoing studies into happiness in the psych department at Berkeley, making yourself happy by making other people happy is how it’s meant to work

[guerrillatech]

[redshift-13]

Prediction:

1. 30 countries will move toward this within the next 5 years.

2. It won’t even enter American political discourse for 5, 10 or 15 years from now.

3. If it’s proposed it will incite a moral panic, as the usual suspects raise the alarm about the specter of communism, a lazy labor force, etc.

4. Measures of lifespan, health-span and well-being will increase in the countries that adopt it.  These same measures will fall in the U.S. and virtually no one will notice.

5. The usual rhetoric about American exceptionalism and USA #1 will carry on as usual.

[northernlib]

I would say your prediction is dead-on.

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

[valarie-solanas]

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

[gaslightgallows]

And it’s kosher!

[deadgodjess]

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

[delicatelytoobear]

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

[gaslightgallows]

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”