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mary, 22, infp, leo ☀ virgo🌙 scorpion ⬆️

[arkust-deactivated20260224]

★ w. random headersㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤう drive: headers !

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[phoen1xr0se]

God I need this right now

[najd-social-club]

may you never go back to the dark places you fought so hard to get out of

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[resqectable]

“Just because you can feel another person’s emotions doesn’t make you responsible for them.”

— Sarah Brooke

[piscesarchivee]

girlhood never stops we just evolve…

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[sightofsea]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

[toastbutteregg]

[bauliya]

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[noterriblewoman-deactivated2023]

Are you a flirt?

i’m insane

[humjingle]

tge first rule of beibg a kittin

have fun

be yuorse,lf

[slimegirlwarlock]

3. show them no mercy

[birdy-boi-deactivated20251112]

4. Get sillay

[glitch-frog-deactivated20241206]

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

[badcor3]

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

[enbies-and-felonies]

wishing all people who constantly make “jokes” about hating men and men being disgusting etc. a very please fucking THINK about what you are doing and how you are harming the world at large

[senatortedcruz]

I thought about it and decided it’s fine

[ihatemenandtherearereasons]

When I say I hate men I mean it

[thehopefulquotes]

“Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.”

— Dalai Lama

[hongssami]