Evil Linkle

Basically just Linkle, but with a way more adament passion that I am the Hero

[evil-linkle]

Just to get it out there, I am specifically the Hero of Evils. The Hero Linkle is the Hero of Heroes. We’re both Heroes. Obviously, all these Hero Links are fakes and the Evil Hero Links are also fakes

[kikker-oma]

T’is a question,

One that requires your opinion.

There’s no way for me to put my queries aside…

Are you on the GOOD or EVIL Linked Universe side?

Y'know.... Kinda want to be evil.... Just for today

•̀.̫•́✧

[evil-malonnnn]

Welcome to the Evil side.

[evil-faroreee]

…welcome to the Evil side…

[evil-aryllll]

Welcome to the Evil side!!

[evil-agithaaa]

Welcome to the Evilly side! <3

[evil-linkle]

Welcome to the side of Evil

[evil-malonnnn]

Ohhhh my evil children!!!! Time for an evil story with evil milk and evil cookies!!!!

@sillybilly4 @evil-four @evil-vio @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-beth @evillwild2 @emig22 @shadow-but-bright

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

evil story time!!! evil story time!!!!

what's the story what's the story what's the story??

[evil-malonnnn]

Once upon an Evil time, there was an Evil man who was besties with the Evil moon. But he hated the town that the Evil moon shined on. So he asked the Evil moon to smash the town and it did and everyone in the Evil town perished! The end. This is a true story, my evil dearies. Your evil father @eviltimee did this very evilly years ago.

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

woa!!! how... interesting....

father is so cool!!!!

[evil-malonnnn]

He is, isn’t he. That’s why I evilly married him

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

that's also why i trapped him in a mouse trap once

[evil-malonnnn]

That’s very evil of you my evil dear and I’m very evilly proud but was he alright??

(ooc- OMG IM DYING THAT MEME-)

[evil-beth]

Well he's still evilly alive so it was fine

Probably

[evil-aryllll]

Probably

[evil-linkle]

Probably

[galaxyfox25]

Why are @evilwarriorss and @evil-wild following me?!?? I literally only have one post and it's just me being shy and my sucky, first, little short fic!

What did I do? Should I be concerned?!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Yes

[evil-linkle]

Yes

[cassieisinthebasementt]

STAY STRONG ROOLIE

[evil-linkle]

one of us… one of us… ONE OF US…

[evil-linkle]

Hello, gremlins. It is I. Evil Linkle. I AM the Hero and DON’T ARGUE WITH ME-

[extra-super-evil-sky]

Nuh uh

[evil-linkle]

YUH. HUH.

[very-normal-ravio]

Hello all! It is I, Ravio!

I hear there are Dark Links trying to take over? Well no worries! I’m here to supply our heroes (and villains)—*cough* hahah who said that?—With weapons!

I have fire rods, swords, boomerangs, and shovels!

NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!

[evil-linkle]

You have any crossbows? Particularly evil crossbows suited for the true Evil Hero of Legend?

[very-normal-ravio]

Oh dear! It appears that the chaos has made me lose track of customers!

Here! A crossbow from the good Linkle! It should satisfy you well!

… for 500 rupees of course

[evil-linkle]

*hands five silver rupees* Don’t ask where I got the rupees, and I won’t tell anyone how astronomical your prices are. *takes crossbow*

[evil-linkle]

Hello, gremlins. It is I. Evil Linkle. I AM the Hero and DON’T ARGUE WITH ME-

[luherooflegend]

I-

How?

[evil-linkle]

Popular demand.

[luherooflegend]

I shouldn't even be surprised

[evil-linkle]

You should also change your username. Everyone knows I’M the Hero of legend.

[the-real-lu-legend]

Actually... there's THREE Heroes of Legend, and you aren't one of them.

[evil-linkle]

NUH-UH THERE’S ONE AND ITS ME!!! YOU GOT THAT?? ME!!!

[evil-legend]

Excuse me but I am the first evil hero of legend-

[evil-linkle]

You really wanna argue with me? The real Hero?

[evil-legend]

I would say yes but this would be considered infighting in the evil chain which could slow the spread of evil so you keep the title… for now…

[evil-linkle]

once again, Evil Linkle comes out on top

[evil-linkle]

Hello, gremlins. It is I. Evil Linkle. I AM the Hero and DON’T ARGUE WITH ME-

[luherooflegend]

I-

How?

[evil-linkle]

Popular demand.

[luherooflegend]

I shouldn't even be surprised

[evil-linkle]

You should also change your username. Everyone knows I’M the Hero of legend.

[the-real-lu-legend]

Actually... there's THREE Heroes of Legend, and you aren't one of them.

[evil-linkle]

NUH-UH THERE’S ONE AND ITS ME!!! YOU GOT THAT?? ME!!!

[evil-legend]

Excuse me but I am the first evil hero of legend-

[evil-linkle]

You really wanna argue with me? The real Hero?

[windseveilgrandma]

ANOTHER LADY?!

-@evil-lu-marinn

Oh An Evil Hello to you. Would You like to join me for an Evil dinner?

[ghost-of-evil-lu-marinn]

Evil Grandma, I would be honored.

May I invite the other women?

[windseveilgrandma]

Of course! The more Evil the better. We might be able to have an Evil potluck if you want.

[ghost-of-evil-lu-marinn]

Wonderful!

@evil-ilia, @extra-evil-malon, @evil-mirror-midna, @evil-linkle, @evil-tetraa, @evil-echo, @evil-epona, @evilhyliaherself, @true-evil-riju, @evil-malonnnn, @evilspiritzelda!

Did I forget anyone?

[evil-linkle]

What should I bring… hm. I’ve never been much of a cook, more of a Hero… oh! I’ll bring evil baked apples. Evil Wild showed me how to make them >:3

[elloz-en]

When legend can't find his rings...

[the-real-lu-wind]

i love stealing Legend’s rings >:]

[evil-lu-fi]

Theft is very… Evil of you, good wind. I must commend your efforts to assist our side of the fire against goodness

[the-real-lu-wind]

IT’S NOT THEFT, IT’S JUST A JOKE!!! I’M 82% GOOD, I SWEAR!!!!

[evil-lu-fi]

So you admit that you are still 18% evil?

[the-real-lu-wind]

i-i mean… i like chaos. and arson. so…….. yes???? BUT I AM THE HERO AND 82%, WAY MORE THAN HALF, IS STILL GOOD!!!! i am here to defend the good people of tumblr!!!

[evil-lu-fi]

I was under the impression that the people of tumblr quite enjoy chaos. So would ending that chaos not kill one way in which they find joy? You would eliminate their happiness? Would doing so not make you evil?

[the-real-lu-wind]

hey hey i never said i was here to end chaos!!!! whatever the GOOD people of tumblr want, i shall do my best to give them!!! it’s my duty as a GOOD hero!!

[evil-lu-fi]

What chaos have you seen for linked universe in recent times that does not relate to the fight of evil against good? Surely not anything so chaotic we were able to trend on tumblr. So by ending this fight, you would eliminate this enormous source of chaos from which the people of tumblr derive their joy, whether they be good, evil, or anywhere in between.

[the-real-lu-wind]

hey there’s such a thing as GOOD chaos and EVIL chaos. we’re simply trying to eliminate the EVIL chaos!! it’s toxic!! but good chaos is fun (like arson where no one gets hurt)!! tumblr people LOVE good chaos.

[evil-lu-fi]

Does arson not destroy peoples homes? Their businesses? The land? Even if no one is burned or killed in acts of arson, it still causes destruction, and is therefore evil.

[the-real-lu-wind]

SDFGHJKL i’m never going to win against you evil fi, will i :[. WELP EVEN IF I’VE LOST THIS BATTLE, THE HEROES WILL WIN THIS WAR!!! (and all of their non-evil allies!!)

[evil-lu-fi]

Are you so sure about that? Evil shall prevail over good.

[the-real-lu-wind]

never. HEROES, PROVE EVIL FI WRONG!!! @the-real-lu-hyrule @the-real-lu-sky @the-real-lu-warriors @do-it-four-swords

[evil-lu-fi]

It will, would my apprentices or their friends back me up? @evil-skyy @evilskythesecond @extra-super-evil-sky @evil-twiii @eviltimee @evil-warriors

@evil-legend @evil-wind @evil-hyrule @the-most-evil-four @evil-four @very-evil-four @evil-mirror-midna @evil-linkle @evil-malonnnn @evil-flora @evil-groose

(I apologize if i missed anyone, I was doing this of the top of my head and couldn’t remember all the users, including the colors)

[evil-linkle]

One, I AM the Hero, Real Wind. I am the Evil Hero of Legend, not you.

Two, Evil will definitely prevail over Good

[evil-linkle]

It’s coming

[evil-linkle]

Just to get it out there, I am specifically the Hero of Evils. The Hero Linkle is the Hero of Heroes. We’re both Heroes. Obviously, all these Hero Links are fakes and the Evil Hero Links are also fakes

[the-most-evil-four]

girl what

[evil-linkle]

*cough cough* actually you’re wrong I am the most evil and also the most Hero-y and I am the Hero and you can’t argue with me because I am the Hero got that?!

[the-most-evil-four]

you know what, I’ll entertain your delusions, “hero.” Only because you’re on our side

but I’m still the most evil :)

[evil-linkle]

You know what I’ll entertain your delusions about being the most evil, so sure, you can be the “most evil”, but I’m obviously the Hero.

[true-evil-riju]

Have you met the other Evil women?

Not yet but I'd love to have an evil girls night out with the others

we can take over eldin before sunrise

[evil-linkle]

count me in >:3

[evil-linkle]

Just to get it out there, I am specifically the Hero of Evils. The Hero Linkle is the Hero of Heroes. We’re both Heroes. Obviously, all these Hero Links are fakes and the Evil Hero Links are also fakes

[the-most-evil-four]

girl what

[evil-linkle]

*cough cough* actually you’re wrong I am the most evil and also the most Hero-y and I am the Hero and you can’t argue with me because I am the Hero got that?!

[very-normal-ravio]

Hello all! It is I, Ravio!

I hear there are Dark Links trying to take over? Well no worries! I’m here to supply our heroes (and villains)—*cough* hahah who said that?—With weapons!

I have fire rods, swords, boomerangs, and shovels!

NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!

[evil-linkle]

You have any crossbows? Particularly evil crossbows suited for the true Evil Hero of Legend?

[evil-linkle]

Just to get it out there, I am specifically the Hero of Evils. The Hero Linkle is the Hero of Heroes. We’re both Heroes. Obviously, all these Hero Links are fakes and the Evil Hero Links are also fakes

[evillwild2]

nuh uh

[evil-linkle]

YUH-HUH

[evillwild2]

NUH UH. YOUR FAKE

[evil-linkle]

YUH-HUH I AM THE EVIL HERO OF LEGEND OKAY????? I AMMMMMMNMMMM!!!!!!!!!

[evillwild2]

sure……… anyway do you want evil baked apples

[evil-linkle]

…yes please *holds out hands*

[evillwild2]

there u go

[evil-linkle]

*scarfs them down* thank you