Wild: SIR OR MADAM OR ENBY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GO BY.
Wild: I AM THIS CLOSE TO TYING YOU TO A CHAIR AND FORCING YOU TO GO THROUGH ME TEACHING YOU EVERY SINGLE RECIPE I KNOW UNTIL YOU CAN DO THEM IN YOUR SLEEP!
Wild: BEGONE WITH THAT CHEESE OR I SHALL BURN IT.
@evil-wild
Alas, I doubt you could burn it, for it is the only thing I can't burn
Wild: How can it not be burned
Wild: Everything can be burned
Is what I thought when I found out the truth.
Wild: That's horrifying.
Wild: Don't eat that.
It is far too late for that, I'm afraid
Wild: You worry me.
Wild: Please learn proper nutrition I am begging you.
Must we learn proper nutrition? I hear my non-evil counterpart eats spirits for fun.
















