Suffer The Passage Of Time

I hate forests and ocarinas. (art credit goes to sillybill4)

[tentimesthecourage]

Wild: SIR OR MADAM OR ENBY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GO BY.

Wild: I AM THIS CLOSE TO TYING YOU TO A CHAIR AND FORCING YOU TO GO THROUGH ME TEACHING YOU EVERY SINGLE RECIPE I KNOW UNTIL YOU CAN DO THEM IN YOUR SLEEP!

Wild: BEGONE WITH THAT CHEESE OR I SHALL BURN IT.

@evil-wild

[evil-wild]

Alas, I doubt you could burn it, for it is the only thing I can't burn

[tentimesthecourage]

Wild: How can it not be burned

Wild: Everything can be burned

[evil-wild]

Is what I thought when I found out the truth.

[tentimesthecourage]

Wild: That's horrifying.

Wild: Don't eat that.

[evil-wild]

It is far too late for that, I'm afraid

[tentimesthecourage]

Wild: You worry me.

Wild: Please learn proper nutrition I am begging you.

[evil-wild]

[eviltimee]

Must we learn proper nutrition? I hear my non-evil counterpart eats spirits for fun.

[eviltimee]

I have returned from the store with milk. What’s happening?

[the-real-evil-vio]

Behold, mortals, a call to my fellow Evil brothers in the form of our Evil language, so no hero is able to intercept it...

Evil! Evil evil evil evil evil! EVIL! EVIL EVIL!

[evillwild2]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL

[evilfairyrulie]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

[the-real-evil-vio]

Evil evil evil! Evil! >:D

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*magically intercepts your evil messages*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Dramatic evil gasp* How dare thee!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

i'm telling the others about your plans!

*sprays you with unknown substance and runs away*

[evillwild2]

HEY NO COME BACK YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*fire rods you*

[evillwild2]

YEOUCH

[the-real-evil-vio]

Don't let it stop you, we can still get them! They might have written what I said or something, but we can't let them get back to their good-guys hideout to begin translating it!

[localpangendernerd]

@rabbit-in-mans-clothing

*tackles you* I GOT THE INTERCEPTER

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*throws an ember seed in your face*

[localpangendernerd]

*eats it*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

[luherooflegend]

He said he eats it

Fire is delicious

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

he cracked open the seed in his mouth

He has a fire IN his mouth

...

What does fire taste like?

[evil-four]

>:]

@evil-arsonist-red-link @localpangendernerd

[localpangendernerd]

*coughing* ÆÆÆÆÆ- *wheeze of pain*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*stabs with sword*

[localpangendernerd]

@evil-malonnnn

[evil-malonnnn]

MY EVIL CHILD IS YOUR EVIL MOUTH ON FIRE here have some evil Lon Lon milk it quenches both spicy food and fire *pours it in your mouth* Better, my evil child??

[localpangendernerd]

Yes, thank you Mama *currently bleeding from stab wound*

[evil-malonnnn]

*notices stab wound*

*looks up at @rabbit-in-mans-clothing* *begins to evilly motherly tell him off*

YOU LITTLE FOOL! LOOK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU STABBED HIM. YOU STABBED HIM AND YOU CAN NEVER UN-STAB HIM.

*heals stab wound with evil medicine and wraps it in an evil bandage*

COME HERE NOW. COME HERE AND HUG HIM. NOW. AND SAY YOU’RE SORRY.

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

HE TACKLES ME AN-

Oh wait, you're evil

*stabs you*

[evil-malonnnn]

*faints*

*evil malon is secretly weak*

*@eviltimee help me*

*also all my evil children*

*@sillybilly4 @evillwild2 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-vio @ewig22*

[eviltimee]

First there is a fairy infestation on the ranch and now you ATTACK my EVIL WIFE and MY EVIL CHILDREN? Shame on you. Timeloop for all of eternity. @rabbit-in-mans-clothing

[Upon his rage at seeing his evil wife, Evil Malon, injured alongside his evil children, Evil Time hauls his blade that is brimming with a flowing darkness and brings it down with precision; despite the sleep deprivation he had suffered.]

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*pulls out shield just in time*

[eviltimee]

[The blade nicks the shield and Evil Time stumbles back, rolling his shoulders and letting out a breath, standing with his blade at the ready.]

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

I CAST FIREBALL

*uses fire rod on you*

[eviltimee]

Foolish move, hero. [On impulse, Evil Time quickly ducks to the side and rolls, despite the popping in his joints due to his old age. Quickly he makes his way over to the barn, where his shield and own magic spells are located.]

[therealtulin]

Ummmm, is everything okay over here..?😅😅😅

[eviltimee]

Everything will be fine, once this foolish hero makes a move.

[eviltimee]

Hello Evil Papa

Hello, Evil Child.

[eviltimee]

Can you adopt me? we can set fire to all the forests in Hyrule.

Of course. @evil-malonnnn we have a new child now.

[eviltimee]

Do you know what else I absolutely despise with every ounce in my being? The forest.

[glowingfox1025]

Rude >:(

That’s our childhood home. I’ll bite you if you try to do any harm to it

-Evil Façade

[eviltimee]

It is too late. Look around, there is not a single tree in sight.

[the-real-evil-vio]

Behold, mortals, a call to my fellow Evil brothers in the form of our Evil language, so no hero is able to intercept it...

Evil! Evil evil evil evil evil! EVIL! EVIL EVIL!

[evillwild2]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL

[evilfairyrulie]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

[the-real-evil-vio]

Evil evil evil! Evil! >:D

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*magically intercepts your evil messages*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Dramatic evil gasp* How dare thee!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

i'm telling the others about your plans!

*sprays you with unknown substance and runs away*

[evillwild2]

HEY NO COME BACK YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*fire rods you*

[evillwild2]

YEOUCH

[the-real-evil-vio]

Don't let it stop you, we can still get them! They might have written what I said or something, but we can't let them get back to their good-guys hideout to begin translating it!

[localpangendernerd]

@rabbit-in-mans-clothing

*tackles you* I GOT THE INTERCEPTER

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*throws an ember seed in your face*

[localpangendernerd]

*eats it*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

[luherooflegend]

He said he eats it

Fire is delicious

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

he cracked open the seed in his mouth

He has a fire IN his mouth

...

What does fire taste like?

[evil-four]

>:]

@evil-arsonist-red-link @localpangendernerd

[localpangendernerd]

*coughing* ÆÆÆÆÆ- *wheeze of pain*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*stabs with sword*

[localpangendernerd]

@evil-malonnnn

[evil-malonnnn]

MY EVIL CHILD IS YOUR EVIL MOUTH ON FIRE here have some evil Lon Lon milk it quenches both spicy food and fire *pours it in your mouth* Better, my evil child??

[localpangendernerd]

Yes, thank you Mama *currently bleeding from stab wound*

[evil-malonnnn]

*notices stab wound*

*looks up at @rabbit-in-mans-clothing* *begins to evilly motherly tell him off*

YOU LITTLE FOOL! LOOK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU STABBED HIM. YOU STABBED HIM AND YOU CAN NEVER UN-STAB HIM.

*heals stab wound with evil medicine and wraps it in an evil bandage*

COME HERE NOW. COME HERE AND HUG HIM. NOW. AND SAY YOU’RE SORRY.

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

HE TACKLES ME AN-

Oh wait, you're evil

*stabs you*

[evil-malonnnn]

*faints*

*evil malon is secretly weak*

*@eviltimee help me*

*also all my evil children*

*@sillybilly4 @evillwild2 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-vio @ewig22*

[eviltimee]

First there is a fairy infestation on the ranch and now you ATTACK my EVIL WIFE and MY EVIL CHILDREN? Shame on you. Timeloop for all of eternity. @rabbit-in-mans-clothing

[Upon his rage at seeing his evil wife, Evil Malon, injured alongside his evil children, Evil Time hauls his blade that is brimming with a flowing darkness and brings it down with precision; despite the sleep deprivation he had suffered.]

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*pulls out shield just in time*

[eviltimee]

[The blade nicks the shield and Evil Time stumbles back, rolling his shoulders and letting out a breath, standing with his blade at the ready.]

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

I CAST FIREBALL

*uses fire rod on you*

[eviltimee]

Foolish move, hero. [On impulse, Evil Time quickly ducks to the side and rolls, despite the popping in his joints due to his old age. Quickly he makes his way over to the barn, where his shield and own magic spells are located.]

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

so… anyone notice all the chaos in the Lu fandom lately? Anyways @eviltimee is an absolute grump and @evil-twiii is apparently a cat??? I love this for them.

Doodles based on this post and this one! Closeups and a non-inverted version under the cut!

I love the colors in this version so much and they were basically a surprise to me! Bc I colored much of this with all my iPad colors inverted lol

anyways here is a fierce deity time and some cats :)

I feel like I need to draw cats more bc this one was so fun! Yknow what if anyone wants me to draw a cat for them just send an ask lol

[eviltimee]

This is going up on the wall. It is truly wonderful work, I am pleased. (Breaking character here for a bit, but YOOO this is so awesome)

[evil-malonnnn]

I have come to give you, and only you, permission to dance

-@evill-din

I am evilly honored, evil ma’am. Thank you for your evil permission

*dances evilly in evil celebration*

[evill-din]

*joins evilly*

[evil-malonnnn]

@eviltimee, play us something on your evil ocarina, will you, my evil dear? (ooc- NOT the ocarina of time tho)

[eviltimee]

Luckily for you, I had stolen this ocarina from this rather peculiar child of the forest. So for you my evil dear, I shall

[the-real-evil-vio]

Behold, mortals, a call to my fellow Evil brothers in the form of our Evil language, so no hero is able to intercept it...

Evil! Evil evil evil evil evil! EVIL! EVIL EVIL!

[evillwild2]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL

[evilfairyrulie]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

[the-real-evil-vio]

Evil evil evil! Evil! >:D

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*magically intercepts your evil messages*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Dramatic evil gasp* How dare thee!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

i'm telling the others about your plans!

*sprays you with unknown substance and runs away*

[evillwild2]

HEY NO COME BACK YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*fire rods you*

[evillwild2]

YEOUCH

[the-real-evil-vio]

Don't let it stop you, we can still get them! They might have written what I said or something, but we can't let them get back to their good-guys hideout to begin translating it!

[localpangendernerd]

@rabbit-in-mans-clothing

*tackles you* I GOT THE INTERCEPTER

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*throws an ember seed in your face*

[localpangendernerd]

*eats it*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

[luherooflegend]

He said he eats it

Fire is delicious

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

he cracked open the seed in his mouth

He has a fire IN his mouth

...

What does fire taste like?

[evil-four]

>:]

@evil-arsonist-red-link @localpangendernerd

[localpangendernerd]

*coughing* ÆÆÆÆÆ- *wheeze of pain*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*stabs with sword*

[localpangendernerd]

@evil-malonnnn

[evil-malonnnn]

MY EVIL CHILD IS YOUR EVIL MOUTH ON FIRE here have some evil Lon Lon milk it quenches both spicy food and fire *pours it in your mouth* Better, my evil child??

[localpangendernerd]

Yes, thank you Mama *currently bleeding from stab wound*

[evil-malonnnn]

*notices stab wound*

*looks up at @rabbit-in-mans-clothing* *begins to evilly motherly tell him off*

YOU LITTLE FOOL! LOOK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU STABBED HIM. YOU STABBED HIM AND YOU CAN NEVER UN-STAB HIM.

*heals stab wound with evil medicine and wraps it in an evil bandage*

COME HERE NOW. COME HERE AND HUG HIM. NOW. AND SAY YOU’RE SORRY.

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

HE TACKLES ME AN-

Oh wait, you're evil

*stabs you*

[evil-malonnnn]

*faints*

*evil malon is secretly weak*

*@eviltimee help me*

*also all my evil children*

*@sillybilly4 @evillwild2 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-vio @ewig22*

[eviltimee]

First there is a fairy infestation on the ranch and now you ATTACK my EVIL WIFE and MY EVIL CHILDREN? Shame on you. Timeloop for all of eternity. @rabbit-in-mans-clothing

[Upon his rage at seeing his evil wife, Evil Malon, injured alongside his evil children, Evil Time hauls his blade that is brimming with a flowing darkness and brings it down with precision; despite the sleep deprivation he had suffered.]

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*pulls out shield just in time*

[eviltimee]

[The blade nicks the shield and Evil Time stumbles back, rolling his shoulders and letting out a breath, standing with his blade at the ready.]

[evil-malonnnn]

Why do you keep adopting children? Do you have a malicious plan for them? Does Evil Time know??

No I just love having evil children. It makes me a bigger contrast to Real Malon for she has NO CHILDREN MWAHAHAHA!

Also I… don’t know if @eviltimee knows. :D

[eviltimee]

I encourage the evil adoption shenanigans. But as long as we take care of the fairy infestation on the ranch.

[the-real-evil-vio]

Behold, mortals, a call to my fellow Evil brothers in the form of our Evil language, so no hero is able to intercept it...

Evil! Evil evil evil evil evil! EVIL! EVIL EVIL!

[evillwild2]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL

[evilfairyrulie]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

[the-real-evil-vio]

Evil evil evil! Evil! >:D

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*magically intercepts your evil messages*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Dramatic evil gasp* How dare thee!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

i'm telling the others about your plans!

*sprays you with unknown substance and runs away*

[evillwild2]

HEY NO COME BACK YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*fire rods you*

[evillwild2]

YEOUCH

[the-real-evil-vio]

Don't let it stop you, we can still get them! They might have written what I said or something, but we can't let them get back to their good-guys hideout to begin translating it!

[localpangendernerd]

@rabbit-in-mans-clothing

*tackles you* I GOT THE INTERCEPTER

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*throws an ember seed in your face*

[localpangendernerd]

*eats it*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

[luherooflegend]

He said he eats it

Fire is delicious

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

he cracked open the seed in his mouth

He has a fire IN his mouth

...

What does fire taste like?

[evil-four]

>:]

@evil-arsonist-red-link @localpangendernerd

[localpangendernerd]

*coughing* ÆÆÆÆÆ- *wheeze of pain*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*stabs with sword*

[localpangendernerd]

@evil-malonnnn

[evil-malonnnn]

MY EVIL CHILD IS YOUR EVIL MOUTH ON FIRE here have some evil Lon Lon milk it quenches both spicy food and fire *pours it in your mouth* Better, my evil child??

[localpangendernerd]

Yes, thank you Mama *currently bleeding from stab wound*

[evil-malonnnn]

*notices stab wound*

*looks up at @rabbit-in-mans-clothing* *begins to evilly motherly tell him off*

YOU LITTLE FOOL! LOOK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU STABBED HIM. YOU STABBED HIM AND YOU CAN NEVER UN-STAB HIM.

*heals stab wound with evil medicine and wraps it in an evil bandage*

COME HERE NOW. COME HERE AND HUG HIM. NOW. AND SAY YOU’RE SORRY.

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

HE TACKLES ME AN-

Oh wait, you're evil

*stabs you*

[evil-malonnnn]

*faints*

*evil malon is secretly weak*

*@eviltimee help me*

*also all my evil children*

*@sillybilly4 @evillwild2 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-vio @ewig22*

[eviltimee]

First there is a fairy infestation on the ranch and now you ATTACK my EVIL WIFE and MY EVIL CHILDREN? Shame on you. Timeloop for all of eternity. @rabbit-in-mans-clothing

[Upon his rage at seeing his evil wife, Evil Malon, injured alongside his evil children, Evil Time hauls his blade that is brimming with a flowing darkness and brings it down with precision; despite the sleep deprivation he had suffered.]

[eviltimee]

Life update from the ranch: It seems like the Goddesses are frowning down upon us today as when I went to check the storage unit at pre dawn only to hear wretched resounding noises I had thought I moved on from. “Hey, listen!”

Even from the grave, Navi continues to torment me and my evil wife with a fairy infestation.

[eviltimee]

Update: We have tried to turn the fairies evil.

It did not work. Instead, they’ve become more talkative. Even telling us about these dreaded things known as “Tutorials”, “A button”, and “How about saving and quitting”; whatever those mean.

These next few days will be nothing but exhaustive.

[cosmetichorror]

I love the evil chain. Is there an evil Time. Is there an evil Wild. I want to put them all in a cage and shake them around sometimes for entertainment

[eviltimee]

I would feel rather insulted to be in a cage, but if there are no fairies then I shall allow it.

[evil-malonnnn]

what if I want to divorce?

- @evil-time

You don’t.

[evil-skyy]

do you guys need marriage counciling?

[evil-malonnnn]

No.

…Maybe.

No.

[evil-skyy]

It's alright to admit there are issues in your marriage. It's the first step towards repairing your relationship and making for a stronger bond. Me and The Wife have had our arguments now and then, and that's normal!

Remember... bottling these issues up and never addressing them often leads to resentment. And... DIVORCE. So if you wish to avoid that, I suggest talking things over with your husband.

[evil-malonnnn]

…

@eviltimee let’s discuss

[eviltimee]

Whomever sent that anonymous ask is nothing but an imposter. Why on earth would I want to divorce my wife?

[winnie-wine]

@eviltimee blink twice if you need help

[eviltimee]

…Why would I need help?

[evil-malonnnn]

@eviltimee we have a new evil child. @ellipsesandawkwardpauses

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

hiii Evil Time. do ya remember me from earlier :3

[eviltimee]

I do in fact remember you, child with the mouse trap. But yes, you are now our child.

[evil-malonnnn]

what if I want to divorce?

- @evil-time

You don’t.

[evil-skyy]

do you guys need marriage counciling?

[evil-malonnnn]

No.

…Maybe.

No.

[evil-skyy]

It's alright to admit there are issues in your marriage. It's the first step towards repairing your relationship and making for a stronger bond. Me and The Wife have had our arguments now and then, and that's normal!

Remember... bottling these issues up and never addressing them often leads to resentment. And... DIVORCE. So if you wish to avoid that, I suggest talking things over with your husband.

[evil-malonnnn]

…

@eviltimee let’s discuss

[eviltimee]

Whomever sent that anonymous ask is nothing but an imposter. Why on earth would I want to divorce my wife?

[evil-malonnnn]

Thank Evil Hylia, I was honestly worried for a moment my evil dear!!

[eviltimee]

I would never want a divorce my evil dear, you are far too wonderfully evil for such a thing.

[evil-malonnnn]

And this, evil onlookers, is the kind of evil love you want to aspire to have

Mwahahahahahahahaha I love you my evil husband mwahaha

[eviltimee]

I love you too, my evil wife.