*Steals Your Pepsi And Calls You A Bitch*

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Intro post! (Subject to change occasionally)

I’m the evil Callie plush that steals your Pepsi and calls you a bitch. That’s pretty much it.

Callie uses she/her

All in character text will be in pink

Mod stuff in plain text

Basic DNI

Alliances: Im in the no sleep cult started by @no-sleep-offical , @little-sister-offical gives me Pepsi and I often steal Pepsi from @evil-lemon-shark-offical

(Mod) is dating Lem from @lemon-shark-offical

Adopted children of Cal and Lem/ adopted siblings of Callie : @milehicon-offical @selfcest-offical

Mod (✨vessel✨) info:

It/ its + He/him

Just call me Cal

Trans masc, demiboy, ace, and omniromantic

Please do not post screenshots of my posts on other sites

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

✨Finally being taken somewhere :D✨

[cipher-anon-offical]

Uva tf mvua! Nva pa myvt aopz bzly (spur)

[cipher-anon-offical]

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

To see a ✨movie✨ :)

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

✨Finally being taken somewhere :D✨

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

[yuccaglauca]

[anxious-ace]

1 or 4

[webber-da-spider]

2 or 4

[bone-lord]

2

[anonmous-offical]

I’M STRAIGHT

I’m just sitting similar to 4 rn..

[msgoodheroimprovwoman-offical]

all of the above :) they’re such Good ways to sit :)

[selfcest-offical]

Oh man I just sit normal. Can’t stand sitting in any of the shown ways :(

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

3 or 4. Or a secret 5th way

[beanz-extrz]

yall wanna see if u can type ur username with ur nose?

ill go first

Ɓeanzdaabeam5r

Wow....its..wonderful

@sunshine-snake @yourlocalavian @vigilante-shit-ddvau @iicor @merthaevelynk @mellowphilosephersword @kidneystealer101 @kilpilion @astrawnova @robbinbobbyn

[killer-offical]

o8lleŕ-off8al

awesome

[nug-offical-deactiv]

killer why is it ŕ

[killer-offical]

i accidentally long clicked and got the other r

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

4evil-evil-pukicho-offgical

wow that was better than I expected

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

I gulblrmonsharkoffical

Uhh…. What. I- two halves correct?

[lemon-shark-offical]

lemonsharkoffical

Oh wow. Uhh, I actually did it. Yippee!

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Evikcaokiepkusgiffical

I tried.

He ✨tried✨

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Voting ended onAug 13

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

(the constantly move ones would be like a tic)

[lemon-shark-offical]

Kill me now (kinda joking)

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

This one isn’t too bad.

My life.

What? Are you still on my case about taking you places?

Yes.

[gendercensus]

The 2026 Gender Census is now open!

[ survey.gendercensus.com ]

The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

PS: You can see some regularly-updated statistics about incoming data here, with lots of demography and graphs to peruse!

PPS: Image credits, bark and grass.

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

ur hanging out with a clown on my island.

@lemon-shark-offical

I’m sure Tom is cool.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Before

After

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Your island is ✨unprepared✨ for the ✨✨terror✨ I will unleash.✨

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

This loser still won’t take me with him to go see ✨cool things✨ >:(

Stealing all his Pepsi

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Didn’t have time to grab you. Also, how would I take you with me?

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

You’d have figured something out with those seven chains on your pants.

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

I almost attached her through my clip thing but I hadn’t found my keys yet and then it was time to go

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

This loser still won’t take me with him to go see ✨cool things✨ >:(

Stealing all his Pepsi

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Didn’t have time to grab you. Also, how would I take you with me?

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Figure it out yourself.

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

This loser still won’t take me with him to go see ✨cool things✨ >:(

Stealing all his Pepsi

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Didn’t have time to grab you. Also, how would I take you with me?

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

This loser still won’t take me with him to go see ✨cool things✨ >:(

Stealing all his Pepsi

[fucking-tag-games-ig]

Have you drunk something in the last hour? If so tell me what if not go drink

@mer-acle @themostrandommoon @mirakagekoko @chqoswood

[mirakagekoko]

uhh… milk. To prevent an escalation of a shrimp intolerance.

open tags yet again

[myra-x3]

water

@candy-c0rps3 @evil-evil-pukicho-offical @er-idkhehe2 @ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims forcing my moots to #take care of themselves <3

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

Coca cola from doordash mcdonalds

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Room temp root beer

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Same.

✨Pepsi.✨

Open tags

[selfcest-offical]

Are you also technically my child since you and congoer are one and the same?

- @evil-callie-plush-offical

Yep! Makes being selfcest easier :) also we’re part of a diffent hive mind thingy so watch out for that :)

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Cool! Have Yowane Haku selfcest that I made in 30 minutes

[selfcest-offical]

I have no clue who that is but yay!!!!! Selfcest!!!!!!

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Basically a Miku variant made because people kept whining online about not understanding how to tune Miku’s voice. As far as I’m aware her entire personality is sad failure alcoholic. She is featured in project divaverse alongside Teto, Neru, and the meiko variant I can’t remember the name of

[milehicon-offical]

Nerd

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

I make selfcest for you and you call me a nerd :((((((

✨Congoer✨ is right though.

:’(

My own family turning against me

[selfcest-offical]

Are you also technically my child since you and congoer are one and the same?

- @evil-callie-plush-offical

Yep! Makes being selfcest easier :) also we’re part of a diffent hive mind thingy so watch out for that :)

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Cool! Have Yowane Haku selfcest that I made in 30 minutes

[selfcest-offical]

I have no clue who that is but yay!!!!! Selfcest!!!!!!

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Basically a Miku variant made because people kept whining online about not understanding how to tune Miku’s voice. As far as I’m aware her entire personality is sad failure alcoholic. She is featured in project divaverse alongside Teto, Neru, and the meiko variant I can’t remember the name of

[selfcest-offical]

Are you also technically my child since you and congoer are one and the same?

- @evil-callie-plush-offical

Yep! Makes being selfcest easier :) also we’re part of a diffent hive mind thingy so watch out for that :)

[evil-callie-plush-offical]

Cool! Have Yowane Haku selfcest that I made in 30 minutes