I’m An Evil Evil Wizard

>:3 (I’m so evil my hat is upside down)

[evil-evil-wizard]

“Blessed mourning to you, my evil followers” I yell into the vast void

“But! Alas! My decaying evil wizard,” you cry, “it is not morning here!”

It matters not. You are mourning now.

[evil-evil-wizard]

You're an evil-evil wizard....

Does that mean you're actually a good wizard since two negatives make a positive?

in my universe, math doesn’t exist >:3

[the-mighty-dalob]

That... certainly might stop people from seeing that factoid as easily...

But also... you have rid the world of math and improved the Lives of countless doing so. That's a pretty "good" act I'd say.

[evil-evil-wizard]

ah, but you see…

the true evil is that no buildings work anymore. took the math right outta them

now they just fall

[evil-evil-wizard]

You're an evil-evil wizard....

Does that mean you're actually a good wizard since two negatives make a positive?

in my universe, math doesn’t exist >:3

[evil-evil-wizard]

Note to self:

Get better at curses

Note to self 2:

Get better at curses

Note to self 3:

Get better at curses

Note to self 4:

Learn how to undo rebounded curses

[evil-evil-wizard]

*sneaks into the back of Spirit Halloween and magics their merchandise*

[evil-evil-wizard]

why is death so tempting to those whole live

we spend our lives in search,

in longing

for what?

for nothing?

for everything?

we seek what is unseekable

wish to know what is unknowable

and what do we, the living, understand less than ourselves?

what our body becomes when we no longer pulse beneath its skin

[cursedamuletenthusiast]

I can’t believe the wizard council is making me return the acursed amulet. Like hello???? It clearly chose me???

[evil-evil-wizard]

but what if we were trapped in the endless devouring void… together?

[evil-evil-wizard]

i’ve changed my mind. you don’t deserve the endless oblivionistic bliss of the endless devouring void

to the viper pit with you. you’ll be his new handler. his name is Cheryl

[evil-evil-wizard]

but what if we were trapped in the endless devouring void… together?

[shebobonmydylan]

I’m casting spells to kill evil people but wicked wizards are casting counter spells because they’ve been hired as body guards for every CEO and politician. In case you were wondering why this is all happening.

[evil-evil-wizard]

let me at them >:3

[evil-evil-wizard]

the bugs

they are watching you

o . O

they listen to me now

. . . . . . . . . . . .

[evil-evil-wizard]

hee hee

[probably-artemis]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

[evil-evil-wizard]

hee

HEE

[evil-evil-wizard]

hee hee

[evil-evil-wizard]

awfully beloathed,

are my evil spells working?

does your tummy hurt yet?

hate,

evil-evil-wizard

[evil-evil-wizard]

curses < 3

[evil-evil-wizard]

Spite and Hate

( h a t e a n d s p i t e )

[evil-evil-wizard]

Fuck you

*takes away your ability to see notes on a post*

evil task done >:3