evil post man

deliver man? No, I take peoples mail

[theevilpostman]

I have mail that needs to not get delivered

I can to that >:]

[luherooflegend]

Someone tell @mrheroexpert that not only am I totally fine and not dealing with complex feelings but that I am NOT a mother cucoo!

I am perfectly fine and without any confliction. I am NOT a mother cucoo either.

[theevilpostman]

I can send him a evil letter saying that

[evil-loftwing]

I see that there is another evil loftwing! Shall we join forces and fight against the good?

@evil-crimson-loftwing

[theevilpostman]

you...

[bright-master-kohga]

Misterrrr~ waittttt~

I have a package for you! 'hands you a box that suspiciously smells like bananas' there is no sender listen but I believe is was a non evil person, since this isn't an evil package.

Why, thank you, Mr. Evil Postman! *Opens package and proceeds to scream his head off like he's melting*

BANANAS AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[theeherooftime]

Alright, alright im here what’s everybody’s deal???

[theevilpostman]

runs up to you hand gives you a stack of letter that looks like a large pile of books... its actually a giant letter detailing everything that has happened, but the words are tiny and the whole thing is in overpowering uwu font.

[evil-great-deku-tree]

It is forsooth evil to be hither.. whither is mine young boy link?

[the-real-evil-vio]

*SLAMS BACK THROUGH THE DOOR*

I know I said I was going to go to bed, BUT- As I was about to evilly sleep-

THIS THOUGHT OCCURED TO ME

THAT IN SOME WAY

IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT LIKE THIS

JOJO PREDICTED THE EVIL OUTBREAK

Ok, that's all now. I can rest peacefully. Bye.

[evil-minish]

OUR PRESENCE HAS BEEN FORETOLD IN ANCIENT MURALS

[the-real-evil-vio]

[evil-minish]

What do you mean

i am very normal

we are very normal

[evillwild2]

we both are

we r so normal

[evilbeedle]

I run a very normal business thank you very much

[theevilpostman]

I deliver normal mail, not evil at all

[ohgodmypc]

WHAT is going on in the linked universe fandom?? first, a goddamn WAR that i still didnt quite understand and now everything is being taken over by evil versions of everyone? they even got hylia bro

[the-real-evil-vio]

Never forget the one who started it all!!!

[very-normal-ravio]

JOIN THE DARK SIDE

@evilmipha

As enticing as it is…

(There are amazing free cookies) No, Ravio, shhhh free stuff doesn’t always mean it’s better!

(Mr. Hero has already joined) No! He said not to!

(You’ll be strong enough to defend yourself) No… no… even though it is… quite enticing…

NO! I can’t stand for it!

[evilmipha]

J̣̌ØÏŊ ۧ

[evil-queen-sonia]

ONE OF US

[theevilpostman]

ONE OF US

[clancycosmic]

I'm so surprised none of the other evil Links have found me yet, I think I'm safe!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

hello

[theevilpostman]

hi

[theevilpostman]

beware, a streak of cyan might fly past your mailbox and steal your mail

[evil-loftwing]

*steals your hat*

[theevilpostman]

>:0 my evil hat!

I will come for you...

for no one can out run or fly the post man...

[evil-loftwing]

*starts flying away faster in fear*

[theevilpostman]

>:]

[theevilpostman]

please don’t deliver me any beetles

I only deliver taxes and eviction notices :)

[evil-lu-phantom]

What about mail REVOKING invitations?

[theevilpostman]

you can't revoke the mail! You will get your evil mail whether you like it or not!

[evil-lu-phantom]

I see

Do you deliver Evil Taxes?

[theevilpostman]

yes. only evil taxes, and only to the do gooders of the world

[evil-lu-phantom]

As you should

I have some evil taxes to send to my Not Evil citizens that Fight evil

[theevilpostman]

I can evilly deliver them for you </3

[theevilpostman]

If you're the Evil Postman, are you like, really really slow?

-@evil-queen-sonia

no I'm uncatchably fast. I have to be to evilly deliver the good people evil mail without them being able to give it back.

and to evilly steal their good mail before they can get it >:]

[cassieisinthebasementt]

STAY STRONG ROOLIE

[cassieisinthebasementt]

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