Hark, A Lurker

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[retroactivebakeries]

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

[retroactivebakeries]

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[ao3commentoftheday]

[mandatoryrollercoaster]

This is Progress

[spicyblogger2]

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

[spicyblogger2]

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

[spicyblogger2]

OK my dad also got it

[spicyblogger2]

DYLAN!

[spicyblogger2]

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

[spicyblogger2]

My fucking manager got it

[eternalcyclicality]

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[pissvortex]

Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[pettycentral]

[anxietyproblem]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Mutuals can unscrew my panels and see my terrible cable management

[thoughtcascades]

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[serenagold]

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

[beardedmrbean]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach