stoned, cartoons and other nonsense

Evil Bazz, Evil genius, lead singer and bassist in the crash mats check us out here! http://www.facebook.com/TheCrashMats and on youtube, ts is my personal blg were i find stupid pictures and things that make me laugh and sometimes post about the band too!!

[evilbazz]

brit baker ms paint

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A little background

Here’s how pool reporter Phillip Rucker of The Washington Post, who was in the room, described it: “They shook hands for an extended period of time. Each president gripped the other’s hand with considerable intensity, their knuckles turning white and their jaws clenching and faces tightening.”

Steve Holland, who covers the White House for Reuters, tweeted this: “The photogs noticed that Trump and Macron were gripping their hands hard and in photo below. Trump seems to just want his hand back.

“Handshakes are a very big thing to this president. Trump seems to view the handshake as a sort of battle of wills and a battle for power all wrapped into one.

Trump’s go-to handshake move is the tug-and-pull – as demonstrated in these handshakes with Vice President Mike Pence and Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch (also shown here).

Trump also tends to hold the handshake for about 5 seconds longer than you might expect – as in this shake with Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe (which also features a “hold and tug” right in the middle!).

BOTTOM LINE: Trump’s tug-and-pull handshake is a childish display of what he thinks “power” and “manhood” are. It’s the epitome of the “loud, pushy, ugly American” image that permeates a lot of the world (with good reason).

But Donald Trump just got his ass (and his tiny little hands) handed to him. By a French man. Who Republicans seem to think are wimpy.

But look again: Macron was crushing it, and Trump couldn’t let go of Macron’s hand fast enough. Trump looked like he was on the verge of passing out.

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Love it.

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[mediamattersforamerica]

Moderator Chris Wallace has indicated he has no plans to fact-check the candidates, but journalists are aren’t afraid to call Trump’s lies out in real time: http://mm4a.org/2ek5kfE

[pecry]

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

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can we make this an ask meme?

[pecry]

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

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THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT

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Someone do this please.

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I usually wouldn’t post this to my blog but oh my god please

[celebritywyr]

Ronda Rousey body paint

[evilbazz]

Rather proud of this poster i did, 

#evilmusiclive #r2d2 #punkrock #livemusic #oldham #banktoptavern #superfastgirlieshow #thecrashmats #hummer

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

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oh my god i fucking remember this and what’s more i remember at one point someone actually using it with me and how awkward it fucking was

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I love this movie

[aweirdcoolsquid]

A movie everyone needs to see

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Looking good, Mrs. Nixon!

[evilbazz]

You diabolical dick shrinkin' motherfuckers!

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*new yorker voice* bada bing

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*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

[carriejmo]

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

[fakeplasticbeats]

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

[coast-modern]

*vendor pops out from a sewer* HOTDOG, GETCHA HOTDOGS

[one-in-lemillion]

*shady-looking man pops out from dumpster* EY TONY

[jammythedude]

*Joe Pesci’s faded voice in the distance* SO WHAT, I’M LIKE A CLOWN TO YOU?

[evilbazz]

New Yorker getting in cab “I WANT A COCKTAIL, TAKE ME TO TURDY TURD AND TURD. 

[lolfactory]

A useful book for your twenties

➨ funny blog

[via imgur]

[dani-zombay]

Reblog if you’d like to talk 😊

[okodenkirk]

Clip of the Bob Odenkirk cameo in Waynes World 2.

“Are you the guys from Waynes World? Waynes World!” (I love how he says ‘Waynes World’)

[evilbazz]

Wayyynes World! 

[wheresrandysavage-blog]

CM Punk just put this on twitter from somewhere in Chicago. I am impressed.

[fandomanthropology]

Reblog If you think Animation should get more respect in the entertainment business

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