uhhhhh

don' worry 'bout it

[begforit-puppy]

shibari ropes squishing into fat stomachs and thighs. you agree.

[thembo93]

Sorry I only fuck nerds, weirdos and perverts.

[fangs-4-fags]

guy who cares way too much about proper animal husbandry and is annoying to do petplay bdsm scenes with

[fangs-4-fags]

you've been a bad dog... what? no, i'm not gonna punish you. animals respond better to positive reinforcement. you should know that. i've only talked about it a thousand times.

[godiskings-deactivated20250902]

Before we have any sexual intercourse let me see your Spotify .

[benignrambler]

Every month is pride month when you're a faggot. Bye June hello July (well, tomorrow. but I'll forget to post this tomorrow)

For Disability Pride month, give your favorite disabled queer person head, they deserve it.

[evilceph]

I think making out would be elevated by the addition of donut glaze. Send post

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[deskadoesstuff21]

hey pretty boy. so uh. you like music? you wanna talk about music theory? what's your favorite augmented 6th chord mine is personally the Italian sixth. I'm sorry I don't know what else to talk about. so like do you wanna marry me

[evilceph]

😵‍💫🫣🫡

[log6]

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

[anglaised]

and then what happened?

[log6]

I suffered in silence

[fallingtowers]

oh no!!!

[fallingtowers]

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

[fallingtowers]

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

[basedhighsenberg]

[evilceph]

Cannibalism and vore are technically the same kink but none of you are ready to discuss that

[queer-as-city-folk]

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

[evilceph]

Strap-on with clown nose balls

[eviltalon]

trauma-informed sloppy

[eviltalon]

i’ve consulted all of the latest peer-reviewed literature and emotionally moving memoirs to ensure that you feel adequately cared for and supported during the most 5/10 head you’ve ever received in your life 😌❤️

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[caststrat]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me