[evilestkitty]

wasps can sense my kind soul and do not sting me. i love you little pollinators!

[evilestkitty]

no yeah i like swiping away from the app store popups every 5 seconds when i try to scroll. no its good every add is so big that you have to click on it to scroll past and it brings up a little download screen

[randomalistic]

enrichment activites

[evilestkitty]

my fav :3

[evilestkitty]

i traded a vital human emotion for something completely new and exciting.

[writhe]

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

[evilestkitty]

😓soooo ive never seen you at the labubu clinic? 😬 idk if your labubus are just like,,, healthy orrrr...? 🫤 mighttt have to call lps (labubu protective service)

[evilestkitty]

*talking to a discord user* ok so dating is a lot like having an e-kitten except you are both the age of consent

[evilestkitty]

andriod: 🤔 im dreaming of electic sheep tonight🐑🤖

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[dduane]

Heads up if you're a sewing hobbyist...

Buy those patterns you've been thinking about while you still can.

Parent Company of the Big 4 Sewing Pattern Brands Sold to a Liquidator - Craft Industry Alliance

The legacy sewing pattern brands Simplicity, Butterick, McCalls, and Vogue, commonly referred to as the Big 4, have been sold to a liquidato

[schadenfreudessa]

[evilestkitty]

ooouuugg the hubris of man.... aougggghh

[evilestkitty]

they dont teach you the nuances of picking your nose in elementary school

[anxeious]

[evilestkitty]

trigger warning: premarital sex

[evilestkitty]

joe biden nutsack is swollen and he cant pee so hes in the hospital and will die

[disabledfrog]

Ask me about my hallucination

[disabledfrog]

FINE!!! >:(

Be that way.

DON’T ask me about my hallucination

[evilestkitty]

what was your hallucination

[iamfullofgunpowder]

Touched my penis for the first time today

it felts pretty good..

[evilestkitty]

can i feel it too?