Alyssa’s Isopod Rock

I love violence, winning, money and Wallace and Gromit 😁

[gunpla]

[disabledfrog]

Was this reblog aimed at me >:(

[disabledfrog]

Sometimes my boyfriend makes fun of me for my old tumblr posts about isopods and for that I think he should DIE

[sputinkandthespacerace]

[disabledfrog]

I have a belly full of soup

[disabledfrog]

Ask me about my hallucination

[disabledfrog]

FINE!!! >:(

Be that way.

DON’T ask me about my hallucination

[evilestkitty]

what was your hallucination

[disabledfrog]

There was a Mexican man in the corner of my room speaking to me in pure gibberish. Not Spanish. Gibberish. And he knew why I was sick and how to cure me I just had to figure out what he was saying and then I would be cured.

Safe to say I needed to take some Advil

[disabledfrog]

Last month Conner franta confirmed that he dated Troy Sivan and this month Dan and Phil confirmed they are dating.

12 year old me would have pissed herself and then died

[kristina100000]

[disabledfrog]

I was a lucky accident too :)

[disabledfrog]

Ask me about my hallucination

[disabledfrog]

FINE!!! >:(

Be that way.

DON’T ask me about my hallucination

[disabledfrog]

Ask me about my hallucination

[disabledfrog]

We as a society need to appreciate the piccolo more

[disabledfrog]

I literally don’t remember posting this

wtf was I on

I don’t even like the piccolo

[disabledfrog]

We as a society need to appreciate the piccolo more

[disabledfrog]

God is good

[iamfullofgunpowder]

@disabledfrog's greatest sin was existence.

[disabledfrog]

What did I do :(

[disabledfrog]

Happy pride month to this guy

[vintage-tigre]

[disabledfrog]

This is real footage of me at work

[disabledfrog]

How can they expect me to do algebra when this is literally me

[disabledfrog]

I’ve had a follow up post in my drafts since I posted this celebrating me passing but clearly a girl can NOT do math

[disabledfrog]

Instead of getting a journal I create an alternative blog where I tell my deepest darkest secrets. You don’t even want to attempt to find it