[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[rnismatch]

would you like to play with me?

[rnismatch]

Oh fuck i have to kill that thing

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

Think a noob got in my walls and died

[thesexiestselkie]

[dogpuppy]

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[bbbunnygutsss]

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

[3000s]

[3000s]

nobody ever complains how fucked up it is that giraffes have antennas on their heads like aliens

[3000s]

and they look so stupid

[sizzlingcandyjellyfish]

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

[iamoutofideas]

a tiny dog named wee wee silly has fallen down a mineshaft and died

[threedollarsdotcom]

that boy aint right. none of them are right. get them

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it is really cute how singularities cant be seen without being eaten by them. girl behavior.

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[papasmoke]

People of america, when I took office with the mandate to kidnap every gamer neet from their home and force them to dig water retention berms in the desert many said we were crazy. "They'll all die of heatstroke," "their weak bones will snap after an honest days work," "their pallid skin will melt in the sun." Well I stand here today to admit you were all right, my bad.

[seven-oh-four]

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation