Evil Larry

I will explode your peenar

[evillarry-official]

Hello there, I am EVIL LARRY (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)

I am coming for your peenar, and I will explode it.

@good-larry is my alter ego, I guess

OOC: DONT WORRY GUYS I WONT ACTUALLY TOUCH YOU

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[vigaishere]

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

[shuckledeleted]

[evillarry-official]

@goodpost-central

[crossrole-undertaleau]

get raped faggot

Okay so you sent this six times??? For what purpose??????? You choose to just be a fucking dipshit and send hate spam because you're either a bot or a fucking bitch?????

Also that username is wild and I want you to know you can just blow up right now

Anyways uhhh yeah no thanks already had enough horrible encounters so

Thanks to my moot for the images :)

[irredeemablemonster]

it would kill half of this site to understand that kids start jerking off and looking at porn the moment they hit puberty and get any kind of sex drive.

w-what do you mean kids arent sexless and pure beings??? i-i thought sexual thoughts only appear when you're 18.... or, no, 21......

[irredeemablemonster]

i saw smth along the lines of "minors shouldn't see porn, their brains are developing!!!"

this argument only makes sense if you

1. dont understand how any of human biology works

2. think of porn, depiction of the sexual act, as containing the primordial fucking sin, something that corrupts the minds of anyone looking at it

deeply fascist shit

[magicalgirlbait]

i need people to understand the fact that the stigma surrounding being a child looking at porn was the very first step into terrifying me into being unable to speak about the sexual violence i endured, which in turn allowed for it to continue happening.

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[kiddieplushie]

”official graveyard post” so i want to remind y’all this was posted like a month and half ago, i was magicalgirlbait. ive had 8 blogs since then. tumblr really really doesn’t like it when victims talk about their experiences

[definitely-not-a-plant]

they really dont like it

[irish-farmer]

Can't let tumblr hide this

@do-not-u-dare @dogpuppy @big-condiments-official @rodserlingofficial @validblogname @i-draw-sp @genuine-tea-addict @shencomix

[do-not-u-dare]

Tumblr dont hide this

[satan-offical]

I fucking hate year sevens I asked one to move out the way and he went "stupid ass bitch shut the fuck up" so I naturally went "shut the fuck up suck your own dick" and he angrily told me to suck my mum

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

“You’re so gay” @lostinthewrongfandom to me earlier

[evillarry-official]

Didn't you forget straight people exist?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

“You’re so gay” @lostinthewrongfandom to me earlier

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 6

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[evillarry-official]

PLEASE VOTE DOOFENSHMIRTZ

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Voting ended onJul 7

PROPAGANDA:

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[evillarry-official]

GET GOMEZ PREGGERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[mouse-doubleo100]

hey, dont cry modern doctor who fans, 159 classic who episodes, 517 books, 1952 audio stories, 1267 comics ok?

[evillarry-official]

Never forget the power we hold

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 11

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onJun 29

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[evillarry-official]

If you don't vote Cain, your peenar is to be removed

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[no-name-draws13]

It NEVER stops 🥹

[cetadose]

[herobrine-offical]

Lets just never let this peak Tumblr humour die.

[steve-officai]

[herobrine-offical]

Giggling and kicking my feet :3

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

I'm sorry, why are we screaming at asses??

[herobrine-offical]

:)

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Aahhhhh what is this infectious disease

[evillarry-official]

[good-larry]

Dear Good Larry,

Plz donate me peenar

Thanks

Amen

In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit

Head shoulders knees and toes

Turn up your nose

Strike that pose

Aayyyy Macarena

Your wish shall be honoured my child

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Peenar for the win

[good-larry]

@evillarry-official do NOT interfere charlatan

[evillarry-official]

Peenar going free?

[good-larry]

Affirmative

[evillarry-official]

May I have some?

[good-larry]

No :)

[evillarry-official]

Oh :(

Well I guess I'll take matters into my own hands

[good-larry]

I'll take you into my own hands

[evillarry-official]

Is that a promise??? 🥺

[good-larry]

It's a threat AND a promise

#ill be the omega in our omegaverse fanfiction

[evillarry-official]

LETS GOOII

*cough cough

I mean... Yeah sure whatever... I'm nonchalant

[good-larry]

Nonchalant...

Whatever boats your float

[good-larry]

Dear Good Larry,

Plz donate me peenar

Thanks

Amen

In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit

Head shoulders knees and toes

Turn up your nose

Strike that pose

Aayyyy Macarena

Your wish shall be honoured my child

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Peenar for the win

[good-larry]

@evillarry-official do NOT interfere charlatan

[evillarry-official]

Peenar going free?

[good-larry]

Affirmative

[evillarry-official]

May I have some?

[good-larry]

No :)

[evillarry-official]

Oh :(

Well I guess I'll take matters into my own hands

[good-larry]

I'll take you into my own hands

[evillarry-official]

Is that a promise??? 🥺

[good-larry]

It's a threat AND a promise

#ill be the omega in our omegaverse fanfiction

[evillarry-official]

LETS GOOII

*cough cough

I mean... Yeah sure whatever... I'm nonchalant

[good-larry]

Dear Good Larry,

Plz donate me peenar

Thanks

Amen

In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit

Head shoulders knees and toes

Turn up your nose

Strike that pose

Aayyyy Macarena

Your wish shall be honoured my child

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Peenar for the win

[good-larry]

@evillarry-official do NOT interfere charlatan

[evillarry-official]

Peenar going free?

[good-larry]

Affirmative

[evillarry-official]

May I have some?

[good-larry]

No :)

[evillarry-official]

Oh :(

Well I guess I'll take matters into my own hands

[good-larry]

I'll take you into my own hands

[evillarry-official]

Is that a promise??? 🥺

[good-larry]

Dear Good Larry,

Plz donate me peenar

Thanks

Amen

In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit

Head shoulders knees and toes

Turn up your nose

Strike that pose

Aayyyy Macarena

Your wish shall be honoured my child

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Peenar for the win

[good-larry]

@evillarry-official do NOT interfere charlatan

[evillarry-official]

Peenar going free?

[good-larry]

Affirmative

[evillarry-official]

May I have some?

[good-larry]

No :)

[evillarry-official]

Oh :(

Well I guess I'll take matters into my own hands