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I am shy, but once I get to know someone I'm more social. I enjoy exploring and learning new things. I am a nerd and into anime and Star Wars type stuff. I am currently trying to get in touch with my spiritual (not religious) self. I enjoy practicing meditation and doing Tarot cards. I just want to have fun. I love to read books/mangas and watch movies/anime. I'm almost into any type of music, but my favorite band is Evanescence. I cannot go a day without listening to music. I occasionally write poetry, but am currently under writer's block. I have finally graduated college as an English major!!!!!!!!!

[horrorandhalloween]

[unicorncrossing]

🌲🌈LGBT+ Animal Crossing Canvases, Clothes and Umbrellas 🌈🌲

Made all these designs a while ago for my LGBT+ Café on ACHHD and I thought that it’d be 🆒 to post the QR’s so that others can use them too! I couldn’t get all of them here so I’ll post them next!

These aren’t pro designs meaning that you can use them as a canvas on your wall, 👕’s and even umbrellas! 😁

Please do leave my caption if you Reblog and credit me on other sites if you do use and share them! It’s more because I’d 😍 to 👀 you guys using my work! 😊

Part 2: https://unicorncrossing.tumblr.com/post/159503101584/lgbt-plus-multi-designs-partwo

My Instagram: www.instagram.com/unicorncrosser

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while

[dancinbutterfly]

Reposting this because some of y’all need a reminding.

[slufflepuff-deactivated20151128]

people who aren’t at least mildly obsessed with something are hard to buy gifts for

[randomfandomteacher]

word to the wise: don’t hide your obsessions; all you get is soap/candles.

[desinteresse]

But I’m obsessed with soap/candles

[thegamefreaks]

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

Oh wow. I didn’t know I needed to hear this.

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

[reimz]

happy birthday blossom queen ✿ [28.03]

[off-by-one]

[evilmonkeyspirit]

http://chng.it/XT5CPDTC55

Stop Racism in the School System

[punlich]

One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird”

[1980sbusinesswoman]

The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said “Sorry, still in service mode” and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like “You two just became two entirely different people in like .5 seconds…”

[gritsinmisery]

I can be bitching up a blue streak about a customer-from-hell while the store is empty, and when the phone rings swap over to my retail voice practically in mid-sentence. I even have managers and salespeople from other stores in the chain fooled into thinking I’m infinitely friendly and helpful, and my manager’s husband thinks I’m one of the most professional people in the store. One assistant manager’s daughter dubbed me Perky-Pants because she mostly dealt with me over the phone, and was shocked to the core when I dropped an F-bomb at her graduation picnic.

[thesmilingfish]

The acting required in the service industry is beyond the pale. My cousin freaked out when she came to see me at work because I was all smiling and nice while helping someone who was asking inane questions and who basically forced me to walk them to the product and put it in their fucking hand but I was nice as pie until I turned around to walk away and my demeanor changed back to normal and I muttered “what a fucking moron” under my breath as I got back to my cousin. She just looked at me shocked and said “no wonder you’re so exhausted when you get home.” 

[eat-my-dragon-deactivated201611]

this is actually referred to as emotional labor in criminology, and is considered one of the hardest forms of labor

[blasphemous-lies-and-deceit]

The art of bullshit is strong in the service industry 

[fuck-customers]

Love seeing women come in on dates with shitty manchildren. Like boo is this really your man? This temperamental selfish rude piece of dog shit? Really? You really go out in public with this motherfucker yelling at my minimum wage ass over the price of drinks and not consider like becoming a hermit in the mountains? Really? You're straight up apologizing for his bullshit, you know he's trash, run bitch, I'll even hit him with a wet floor sign to give you a head start if you need it.

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

[fiction-is-not-reality2]

The notes on this post are simply gold, do yourself a favor and read them

[molly-ayesha]

A few personal favourites

[kraetys]

That last one, I feel that

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

(via Peter Dickinson/Facebook)

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

AVENGE: [verb] an act of vengeance for an injury or wrong done by punishing the culprit

[cherryredbed-deactivated2020100]

Bisexual girls are always welcome here! I see a lot of bi girls saying “I’m bi but I have a preference for girls!” when interacting with my account and other wlw spaces and I wanted to say that it’s fine if you don’t, you’re still valid in your identity as a wlw and are always allowed to interact with my account! Bi girls with a preference for boys are still allowed to interact with wlw spaces. Bi girls who currently have a boyfriend are still allowed to interact with wlw spaces. It’s okay!

Bi girls please don’t ever feel like your attraction to men means you can’t interact with wlw spaces!