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oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019

More schools do this pls saying the pledge every morning is the most dystopian shit ever

shock

WE AS A SPECIES DON’T SPIN ENOUGH

stop what you’re doing and spin in a circle NOW

everyone would be happier if we spinned

So SPIN

Break THEIR CONTROL

shock

wine drunk me is a genius as always

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

don’t go to art school. pirate some drawing programs. buy a cheap tablet off of craigslist. take furry porn commissions. draw some wolf cocks. start a patreon. make ten thousand dollars a month. retire at the age of 25. buy an island with your dog dick money. invest in indie games. buy stock in mojang. fly to sweden and hang out with notch. become notch’s friend. have him buy you things because he’s desperate to have friends and doesn’t want to lose you. open notch’s mind. shape him in to a good person. get married to notch. give notch the spark to create a new game. become the artist for notch’s new game. it’s a furry hentai game. start a kickstarter and make another ten thousand dollars. run off with the money. buy another island. draw more dog dicks. get out there. live.

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pururin

oleskyfm

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scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

han-j1

Who names their character Susan

scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

disclaymore-deactivated20230920

As you do

nintendowiimote

primarining

when do we unlock cool glowing tattoos. I want some. I wanna look like a fuckin neon stripclub sign.

ithelpstodream

vladtheunfollower

replace the makeup industry with wearing medieval cloaks

la-laborista-republiko

soup-erb

super-metroid

i made this image with immense power and i have no idea what to do with it

geniusface

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Can vampires enter rented spaces? I don’t own my apartment, so do I have the rights to invite a vampire into my house, or does the landlord? Or does anyone have the power to invite a vampire into any residence? Vampires can enter public spaces without invitation, but what about hotels? What about small businesses where the owners live in back or on the floor above? What public spaces even remain in the hellacape of late capitalism?