My LEfT EYE HuRTS.

Happy or indifferent, never sad.

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[meladoodle]

when he licks his lips seductively

[fallingpandas]

what the fuck is that thing?

[meladoodle]

my boyfriend :)

[10cloverfieldlane-fr]

[extramadness]

Find more inspiration here @Extramadness

[abbymarr]

Frank Underwood?

[thealogie]

honestly could you think of a worse dinner party combo in your wildest dreams

[damianmcgintleman]

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

[ilstack]

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

[broadstreets]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[jennlafleur]

holy shit i can’t breathe

[jennlafleur]

People are bringing this back so thought I’d join in

[sexymachine]

[commiemartyrshighschool]

This is what time lapse photography was invented for.

[emmakultra-deactivated20260409]

I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off

[hipsterinatardis]

nyoom

[arsonistslair]

The longer you stare, the funnier it is.

[kylekallgrensaysgoaway]

[lesbianshart-deactivated2016082]

kinder chocolate tastes so fucking weird i ate two of them and now i feel sick also the packaging is creepy as shite what the hell

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[deathgripsforcutie]

[abbymarr]

8 BARS OF MURDER

[oriannagod-deactivated20150613]

mango is a funny word

[fangoriaaa]

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

[lucasbakers]

Look at this video of my dad playing the drums to the Neko Atsume theme. 

[abbymarr]

Me: hand me the aux cord

Me: *blasts Neko Atsume theme*

[theotheraenor]

“Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector is a game that appears to be about collecting cats. Only you never really collect the cats — merely your photographs of them, for your Catbook. The cats come, the cats go; maybe you see them, maybe you don’t. The cats do not care. They have other lives, other places to be. What brings you back, again and again, is that these semiwild creatures have decided, temporarily, to share their existence with you. You cannot collect them, merely the memory of them, for existence is fleeting and nothing, save for ourselves, is ever entirely ours.” - NYTimes

Well that took a dark turn

[abbymarr]

These two things are pretty much my life at this moment lol

[ronswansonmemes]

Parks and Recreation Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1nsXYqC

[pondnaravit]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

Ron Swanson is a hero