*If there was a Spiderman musical*
Doc Ock:"Oh no,what are these things upon my back? I feel a sudden terrible urge,as if I may attackkk!"
Peter:"There's webbing coming from my hands and I just shot a seagull,so ethier I'm now a spider man or I smoked something incredibly illegallll!"
Norman:"What is this voice inside my head? This terrible voice that I dreaddd,it's changing me and turning me and now my boss is fucking dead!"
Harry:"I'll avenge my dad,I'll avenge my father! Even though to be honest he was a bit of an evil mongerrr! I'll kill that Spiderman,I'll kill that Spiderman! I'm here and I have an idea,I have an evil plannn!"
Doc Ock:"I've come to rob this bank,it's best you run away! Or else I'll hit you with my mechanical arms and make you dearly pay! And I'm not talking about taxes."
Peter:"I love this lovely girl,beautiful and unique! But I cannot be with her,for I'm a spider freak! I have great power and great responsibility,and in her eyes I also have a great deal of predicta-bility!"
Green Goblin:"Watch your back you human fools for I have come to make you sick! I'll throw my bombs and punish Oscorp for being such a di-"
MJ:"I'm not sure what I want in life,which man that I should choose! I love Peter,a rich boy,and that sexy spider too! Someone please guide me,help me find the words that need to be said! And oh while you're at it please explain why all the villains want me dead!"
Uncle Ben":I just wish I wasn't car jackeddddd!"
Aunt May:"I don't know what the hell Peter gets up to at night,I just wish he'd do his homework and not get into fights! Oh please someone tell me,I won't give you a fright,just please someone tell me what the hell Peter does at night!"
Spiderman:"I'm flying through the air,swinging through the city! Helping people along the way,and I just saved a kitty! I'm jumping and I'm jumping,but now I'm falling to my death from some towers! Oh wait I'm okay,because I have spidey powers!"
