Ars longa, vita brevis

Female, bi, legal history researcher, very tired, multifandom, likes beautiful things a bit too much.

[victusinveritas]

[kathrenax]

i had a dream about us and you weren't there

what else would you call a nightmare

[splend-42]

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[agildedtriptych]

(Maybe) every pet name that Hans calls Henry during KCD2

exhausting dialogue options is exhausting

[foxv000]

was thinking abt hans getting clingy when hes super drunk 🧐🧐

[shigeoreum]

a hansry fight scene doodle from my fic To Follow a Great Pain :)

[rennerei]

I started playing KCD2 a few weeks back on a complete whim and now it’s consuming my life. Please send help.

here’s a few of my many wips I’m chipping away at between other obligations 🐇

[jaydenskyle]

The thing about Lord/Knight gay romance is that there’s no way you can cut it that doesn’t make the sex hotter. At a baseline, the Lord is allowing his subject to be his equal partner behind closed doors in a society defined by hierarchy their physical love a blaspheme against the laws of feudalism, but if the knight is dominant, they’re literally upending the fabric of society by having the Lord follow his Knight’s orders and that’s hot and if the Lord is dominant than it’s just another expression of his Knight’s sworn devotion to be at his lord’s service at all times and that’s hot and if it’s historically accurate Christianity then they’re not only desecrating and perverting the Knight’s vow, they’re making sinners of each other in the process and that’s HOT

[buckysknifecollection]

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[gloomth-and-wanderings]

on nights when the veil is thin u can read rpf on jstor

[ploobytumbls]

baby you can read rpf on jstor anytime if you're brave enough

[shigeoreum]

i hope i make you laugh forever! (forgot tumblr existed again womp womp)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[martyfive]

i wanna love tomorrow, but i love what’s left

[hanshenrykcd]

[meanbossart]

DELETED POST-CREDIT SCENE: Hans finally telling Henry where the damn water comes from.