Evita

There's a 99.9% chance that I'm not interested… and that I wasn't listening.

[kotikii]

[geethanksinternet]

everyone needs this on their blog. I don’t care if you have no idea who Philip Lester is. 

[theblackpastel-blog]

Imagine: Making out with Thranduil on his throne.

[evitatheelf-blog]

*Squeezes eyes shut* I'm imAGINING IT!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

[castiel--for--king]

[evitatheelf-blog]

This.

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[laughy-sapphiee-and-buggaboo]

Reblog this you little shits.

[samgirl72]

Always reblog.

[dontyoureallycare]

like use my name? my url is silly ? Neha Farooqi

[evitatheelf-blog]

This makes me so happy that my parents are excepting.

[evitatheelf-blog]

Shuffle-Tag-Thingie

*To the tune of Hokey Pokey* Your put your playlist on shuffle, (Your playlist on shuffle) On, off, on, off, You shuffle all about. You do the Shuffle-Tag-Thingie, Then you Tumblr it, And that's what it's all about. Hey! Ohhhhhhhhh, Shuffle-Tag-Thingie. Ohhhhhhhhh, Shuffle-Tag-Thingie. Ohhhhhhhhh, Shuffle-Tag-Thingie. Music on, Playlist shuffled, Rah! Rah! Rah! *Repeat until it becomes immensely annoying. My Songs: 1: Black Magic - Little Mix 2: Billie Jean - Michael Jackson 3: Sax - Fleur East 4: I See Fire - Ed Sheeran 5: Leave Your Lover - Sam Smith 6: Get Lucky - Daft Punk 7: Greased Lightning - John Travolta 8: Walkashame - Meghan Trainor 9: Dynamite - Taio Cruiz 10: Play - Jennifer Lopez NOTE THAT I WONT BE TAGGING ANYONE DUE TO LACK OF FRIENDS.

[lotr4everhobbit]

[evitatheelf-blog]

Just… yes.

[evitatheelf-blog]

The Fandoms On Tumblr

Sherlock: We need season 4!!!!

Supernatural: We got a gif for that.

Harry Potter: New movie, new movie,...

Star Wars: BB-8!

Shadowhunters: Thank god for our show not being canceled like the 2nd movie.

Game of Thrones: everyone keeps dying...

Divergent: last movie, hahaHAHAHA, nah we're fine

Doctor Who: a Tardis for everyone

Percy Jackson: fuck movies and fuck official art

The Fault In Our Stars: *still sobbing*

Lord Of The Rings/Hobbit: *literally only Thranduil*

[evitatheelf-blog]

Yo…

So, I recently started this account. No one knows me… IM SO FUCKING ALONE!!! So I thought I'd do a bunch of random fandom Q&A type thingies. *Mario Voice* Heeere we go! Zodiac? - Cancer Which Sin? - Pride Ocean or Space? - Ocean! 🌊 OTPs - Gigolas/Legoli, Barduil, Thilbo, Drarry, Dramione, Fourtris, Keeta, Johnlock, Steggy, Stucky, WinterWidow, Brutasha, Sheriarty, Troyler, Phan, Jaspar. Hogwarts House? - Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. Aesthetic? - Pastels with black. Tiaras and teacups. Acoustic, Decoupage guitars. Silver over gold. Dainty but powerful. Unique. Something that ALWAYS makes you laugh? - Dan and Phil. Favourite Decade? - 20's Favourite Word? - Destination/Journey Favourite Singer? - Melanie Martinez Favourite Quote? - "The world is not in your books and maps. It's out there!" - Gandalf, An Unexpected Journey. What are you most loyal to? - My beliefs. Favourite Flower? - Carnations or Bluebells. Ice Cream Flavour? - Vanilla or Mint chic chip. Which Disney character would you fight? - Gaston Currently Reading? - When We Collided, Emery Lord. Three Characters You Ship Yourself With? - Sirius, Kylo Ren and Legolas. TeeHee……

[illmakeuhowell]

when you accidentally type Dan Hoe instead of Dan Howell

[evitatheelf-blog]

😂😂😂

[azaharut]

Signs As Ouran Characters

Aries: Haruhi Fujioka Taurus: Tamaki Suoh Gemini: Yasuchika Haninozuka (Chika) Cancer: Hikaru Hitachiin Leo: Kaoru Hitachiin Virgo: Umehito Nekozawa Libra: Takashi Morinozuka Scorpio: Kyoya Ootori Sagittarius: Mitsukuni Haninozuka (Honey) Capricorn: Ryoji Fujioka (Ranka) Aquarius: Ritsu Kasanoda Pieces: Renge Houshakuji

[evitatheelf-blog]

Scarily Accurate… I'm a Cancer✌️

[evitatheelf-blog]

I FELL

OKAY GUYS! I literally just slipped down FIVE stairs and landed on my butt. I was slightly distracted/ completely immersed in a phanfic and my phone literally FLEW out my hand. Right, so my stairs are carpeted and super steep and at the bottom are solid tiles. I was lucky enough not to land on those but when I saw my phone slipping out my hand I was like "NO!! MY BABY!!" I landed on the laST STEP!!! If that's not luck I dk what is tbh.

[evitatheelf-blog]

I want this hair. Like… right now.