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"Protect bad drag" is like every other "protect bad art" to me. Because if you only ever see the most polished and editorial final product, you'll never think that you can begin making that same art. You'll think you've been priced out of expressing yourself. You'll think beauty is behind a paywall. And that is poison, 100% of the time.

slowspinningredemption

i think the most wholesome prank i ever pulled was with a friend who had a polaroid camera and we were out one evening walking around the neighbourhood and this one neighbour had a garden gnome and we kidnapped him for the evening and took a bunch of polaroids of his wild night out: gnome on the swing set, gnome climbing a tree, gnome laying down next to an empty bottle of vodka, gnome just causing an absolute ruckus and then we took all the pictures and put them in a little see-through food storage bag to keep them dry and put them under the gnome who we left on the doorstep of the house we got him from

anyway a few nights later we walked past again and wondered if the photos had been found and what the person must have thought and then we saw the gnome in pride of place balanced on the window ledge, and stuck to the inside of the window behind him were the polaroids with a sign saying “The Boy On Tour”

theoneofwhomisblue

Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

pro-sipper

"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"

Great! Here are my recommendations:

living-dead-lex

“i can fix him” girl you are WORSE than him

aminta

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hyperpussy-deactivated20230924

no you fucking monster i don’t sanitize my countertops. i gently pick up the bacteria and place them outside

astoundingbeyondbelief

archbudzar

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maelwife

Kicking my feet like a schoolgirl thinking about the 20 second zoetrope visible from the northbound D train in the abandoned bmt myrtle ave station and sighing dreamily

maelwife