I ride the twilight, in search of cosmic fire

Hi, I'm Owl, this is my blog. I'm young and tired. Please feel free to message me, I'm usually lonely too. She/Her

[hangsawoman]

on this day in 1953 shirley jackson sent this to an unhappy reader

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[wtf-tfw]

"imagine if you will, the big and yummy banana split."

[rodserlingofficial]

Ninth time's the charm.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[liliflower137]

[yoebellow]

In the draft script Stratt acc got Grace a whole ice-cream machine 😭😭😭 Anyways had to draw

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[penworthy]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[animentality]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[woahajimes]

been thinking about this for the past half hour.

the comment section is a joke but i got nothing

[woahajimes]

jermont???

[lambchop-soup]

Jyoming is pissing and crying 

[roman-roy-apologist]

noooo not mboy jarkansas

[gumidonut]

wtf not johio⁉️☹️

[lilium--regale]

Jebraska is dying

[incorrectinfinity]

Jalifornia 😭😭😭😭

[asingularcanadian]

she can't be talking about my brother joklahoma

[emptyjunior]

Okay i do have the actual answer she gives but i promise it will only make you more angry, she pronounces Oregan very wrong to rhyme with Jordan

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Oregan??

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[thememedaddy]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation