Hartie

Totally not a nerd furry | 19 | furfag he/they demi-boy dog puppy | ✨ I love my boywife ✨

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[ominous-signs]

_

[kotatko-v-kosicku]

a conga line is happening on the dashboard

[runawaygel]

Bothering him

Edit: Shitty recreation of him at work

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

[toohot-tohoot]

What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

[nightfrostbite]

Spicy dog 🔥

[kotatko-v-kosicku]

Gaster

[kotatko-v-kosicku]

🥚?

[furry-fey]

mickssecretlair [uncut]

"For @himbohyena (alt version, but also repost cause og post was in 2k res for some reason, enjoy the details on those nosecum bubbles :3 )"

[punkrock-bottom]

Penis isn’t real they literally just made it up for gay porn

[sulfurousdragon]

Inspired by Spyro, here's Shaun, a viking/norse ancestry dragon.

[furbasement]

Art by lucklike

[zangerdanger]

FEELIN SILLY 😋 for @/shiftymittens.bsky.social

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[yet-another-autistic-blog]

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

[panpteryx]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[homophobla]

I have such a good dash

[allegedly-human]

so y'all know this post where a stalker impersonating a trans woman snitched on mario 64 to the FBI after reblogging Pomni thirst trap?

It inspired me to get the best commission of my life.

huge, IMMENSE thanks to @maned-dog for accepting my Pomni money and drawing this (the twin towers were their idea). I think I've peaked, I can never surpass this. I can't wait for her to not miss in episode 9

[strongermonster]

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

[strongermonster]

this is what i mean

[degenderates]

Via @bulbaderp

[itistimetodisappear]

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

[anarchistmemedistro]

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

[anarchistmemedistro]

[makerio90]

red light gang rise up

[wierdgaypanda-blog]

It's also not just bats! Many nocturnal animals cannot see/are not disturbed by red light. So even if you don't particularly care about bats or live in an area without a native bat population this is still relevant to you!

[cibguts]

Pagedoll for Hazard