Ambiguous Octopus

Sometimes the Internet is way too fucking entertaining

[dasebeleren]

Sarkhan-Volkswagen’s October Giveaway!

Prizes:

Sorin, Lord of Innistrad (Dark Ascension)

Shardless Agent (Eternal Masters)

Wrath of God (Eternal Masters)

FOIL Anguished Unmaking (Shadows over Innistrad)

Ajani Goldmane (M10)

Tamiyo, Field Researcher (Eldritch Moon)

Sorin and Anguished Unmaking were chosen to represent our departure from Innistrad in favor of the shining world of Kaladesh. Shardless Agent, Wrath of God, and Tamiyo were all opened from packs so graciously given to me by Wizards of the Coast during my time at PAX West, and Ajani was chosen because of his return to the story in the recent Release. The Ajani does have a few nicks on him, much like how our favorite leonin planeswalker has been through much in his journey to get to this point.

RULES

-Enter by Reblogging. Follows are not necessary.

-Winner will be chosen randomly on OCTOBER 30TH and will receive all six cards.

-Be prepared to give me your address via PM if you are randomly selected so I can mail you the cards!

-I will only mail to folks in the United States or Canada

Good luck!

[obdixilis]

GUYS IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME!!!! so these are all foils, we have a FTV Lightning Angel, Iridescent Angel, Archangel of Strife, Platinum Angel, and a Pack Art foil Angelic Arbiter signed by Steve Argyle.

rules are: - first of all I’d like to apologize to my foreign followers but I can not afford to ship outside of the US. - you do not have to follow me to be entered, but it doesn’t hurt. - reblog, like if you want but I’m only going to count reblogs towards RNGeezus choosing the winner. - if you win you will have to PM me a mailing address.

the choice will be made on Oct. 14 so start reblogging now.

[eweiskirch68-blog]

Yeah free stuff!

[dennys]

help this kid out

[dennys]

this kid never got a pancake reblog if you cry every time

[treasurecruise-blog]

treasurecruise’s 150 followers giveaway

Not only did they announce Eldritch Moon on Lunar New Year, I also had the great fortune of hitting 150 followers (well, 153) today.

I started this blog because I wanted to filter all my Magic stuff into one place so that one, I could find it and two, as much as my fandoms have shifted over the years, Magic has remained consistent amongst all of them. To see treasurecruise grow into its own place where I can put my cosplay, vorthos ramblings, izzet jank and other fun stuff has been delightful.  So, here’s what you’ll get if you Reblog/Like this post!

A Playset of Standard Legal* Treasure Cruises! 2x Scars of Mirrodin Boosters 1x Code of the Orzhov Guildpact Event Deck (sealed, decklist here) 1x Foil Full Art Mountain (BFZ, #265) I’ll be drawing the winner on the 1st of March, GMT. * For about a couple of months more. Rules: 1. Follow @treasurecruise cause it’s a big milestone for me! I’m not going to check if you were following before or w/e. On that note, no giveaway blogs though. 2. You have to be okay with giving me your address and have your askbox/messaging open. The winner has 48 hours to respond from when I message them.  3. You must be at least 18 years old, If you’re a minor, you must have a guardian’s permission to give your address.  4. Reblogs count as one entry, likes count as another. Please don’t spam your followers, haha. 

This giveaway isn’t affiliated with Tumblr or Wizards of the Coast. Good luck!

[mtg-talk]

Can I just say I love this card? He’s just a friendly little ghost that likes to push things over. Like a cat. Yes, it’s a candle he’s pushing over and it’ll probably burn down the church. But he looks like he’s having so much fun!

[theyreforevermyhurt]

LOLOLOLOL had to.

[atournamentoflies]

That is the perfect addition to this. Haha.

[linvala-the-memer]

:o

[mtg-talk]

This is the best addition to one of my posts

[floodedstrand-blog]

IT’S TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY

Hey folks! I made this blog a couple weeks ago and I want to get it off the ground, soooooooo……

I’m doing a giveaway!

The rules are as follows:

1) One reblog = one entry. Likes will not be counted.

2) Multiple reblogs won’t be counted.  

3) Must be following me to be eligible for a prize!

4) No giveaway blogs please.

Now the good stuff: Prizes!

There will be three prizes and three winners. First winner gets first pick, then second, then third. 

Here they are!

Prize number one is Battle for Zendikar full art land pack!

Second prize is one of each of the Battle for Zendikar dual land cycle!

And finally, third prize is three packs of the winner’s choice from the Battle for Zendikar block!

Winners will be chosen on Sunday, Feb. 21st. Time TBA

[damnyoumodoshuffler]

Getting some rather incensed backlash on this design so I’ll be doing some playtests with two versions of this card in the future - both the original design and another version with an increased cost and reduced effects.

It’ll be a while before I have results to report.

[eweiskirch68-blog]

I predict that either version is massively overpowered. Demonic pact, which costs only 2 less mana, has considerably weaker modes, and it causes you to lose the game in 4 turns while this one resets. I think the modes should be: Target player sacrifices 2 permanents Target player discards 2 cards The third one seems balanced Target player loses 5 life

[midwestmtg]

I decided to make my own enemy colored lands. Sure they are cheesy but seem fun.

[imakethecard]

Ooh, cool. I really like these. 

Level Up on a land seems like a useful idea in general, actually; I’ve always wanted lands that represented structures and cities you could build.

Anyway, can I convince you to use the “Custom Magic Card” tag going forward? It’d make your work easier for people to see.

[damnyoumodoshuffler]

I was going to comment on how these don’t work the way you want them to, but I noticed the 1+. Nice.

I like these quite a bit. I suggest you find and install the colorless mana update to MSE, though. “T: Add 1″ no longer exists!

[eweiskirch68-blog]

I had never thought of anything like this. It has good flavor and mechanics. I like how it can level itself up.

I would suggest you try and change the power/toughness of each land to reflect more flavor and balance. For example, maybe Mountainous prairie should be a 4/2 and Black Forest should be  a 2/5. Other than that, I love the design! :)

[abelzumi]

Abelzumi’s Massive 1K Fat Pack Contest Extravaganza!

It’s another Custom Card Contest! Thank you all for making this kind of stuff possible. It’s a strange, interesting, highly intelligent community we have, and it’s always worth supporting.

The rules are simple: Reblog this post with ANY ONE CUSTOM CARD you wish to throw into the ring. Cards will be judged on these four criteria:

Creativity: How interesting is the card? What makes people want to play with it? How does it pique the interest of a player, and in what ways?

Templating: Are all the pieces of the card in the right place? Does it appear (as much as it can) to be a card that could see print?

Power: In the formats that the card cares about, is it viable, overwhelming, underwheming? Is it in danger of warping anything? How much does the card evoke synergy vs. standing alone?

Flavor: What character, story, event or idea is being expressed in this card? How does the card evoke the flavor in a way that resonates with the player? This does not have to include art or flavor text.

Judging will take place on March 1, 2016. Prize information and other information is below. READ EVERYTHING. Send me a non-anon ask with any questions and I will answer in privacy.

Keep reading

[abelzumi]

Keep them coming, y’all!

[eweiskirch68-blog]

“Crack in Reality” 

Artwork entitled  “Creative Energy” by Clayton Kashuba:

http://claytonkashuba.com/2012/06/creative-energy/

[thebestoftumbling]

grizzly bear having a swim

[bananashemmo]

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight

[dlubes]

Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans

[eweiskirch68-blog]

[eweiskirch68-blog]

Quentin Tarantino: I'm making another movie

Guy who makes fake blood for a living: *rubs hands together*

[tlatotem]

I want to start a new magic community here. Something supportive that makes for a fun and diverse community. I don’t know what to do or what it will require, but it needs to happen.

[anowon]

time for a half-bakery half-lgs. what could go wrong

[tlatotem]

I know what could go right: Edible Tokens! Chocolate Elementals. Buttercream Oozes. Gingerbread Eldrazi.

[anowon]

im going to suggest sugar elves, which sounds like an actual card name

[mtg-talk]

Peppermint Golems! Cotton Candy Storm Crow! Cinnamon Sugar Goblins!

[eweiskirch68-blog]

Beef jerky zombies

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

[helpivefallenandrefusetogetup-d]

We only have seven days to left reblog this joke

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 4 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first word I say every year is “happy” and the last is “one”

[taylorbrownok]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ever consider how weird emojis are? As a civilization, we’ve spent thousands of years refining the craft of the written word, then one day someone’s like: you know what we really need? Hieroglyphs.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[picklexpress]

Here goes nothing “press’s reblog”