its either be urself or pee urself dude

just a guy who sucks

[kaiserneko]

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

I don't fw anything anymore...

[gondwana]

Divorced dads do not wear pants at home. It keeps their pants cleaner.

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[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[butchsaint]

me liking a mutual’s post that directly contradicts an opinion i posted earlier in the day

[fritolaycorporation]

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[64mpg]

it is actually so important to me to be alone at my house

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[micromontage]

I'm like if a

Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[ex-girlfrend]

OKAYYY i wanna change my icon . and my url. but ill do one at a time so u all still know its me and dont leaf me

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?